Today, my boyfriend invited a quiet guy in a suit to "step outside", all because he thought, wrongly, that he was trying to chat me up. Quiet guy declines, and my boyfriend called him chickenshit. Quiet guy and boyfriend step outside; boyfriend spends the next 5 minutes getting beaten up. I had to take him to hospital. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after eating out with my boyfriend, we went for a drive, but ended up getting into an argument. I reached back to grab my bag and storm out of the car. He thought I was trying to take the restaurant's doggy bag and lunged at me. My boyfriend would rather save chicken than our relationship. FML
Today, my parents met my boyfriend, and to say it went badly is an understatement. My mom went outside to relax by chain smoking and the shouting, and the screaming only ended when my dad took my boyfriend by the scruff of the neck and threw him out the front door into the street. FML
Today, I stormed out of a restaurant after an argument with my boyfriend to make a dramatic exit. Instead of the front door, I marched into what turned out to be the kitchen. The entire restaurant heard me swear and then quietly shuffle back out. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and things were getting heated when he got a call from one of his mates wanting to play Counter Strike. Next thing I know, I'm laying in bed by myself listening to him rage. FML
Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. After hundreds of passive-aggressive comments, my boyfriend and I went into the kitchen. I started complaining to him about how his parents were horrible and mean. Little did I know, his parents had followed us in and were right behind me. FML
Today, I reluctantly agreed to bring my boyfriend home to meet my family. He said he wasn’t easily scared and could handle a “weird” family. Two hours later, there was a massive brawl when one uncle hit the other’s wife after she threw wine in his face. Tables were flipped, cops were called. Shit. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend we should avoid the local walking trail after I got followed by a homeless man. He assured me we’d be fine and the guy wouldn’t approach me as long as I had a man with me. Wrong. We both got beat up and robbed by said homeless man. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me to come over because we "needed to talk." Going down the stairs, I tripped and fell. I woke up from unconsciousness with a hurting leg and my boyfriend standing over me. Just as I was about to smile and ask for a kiss, he said, "Maybe we should take a break" and left. FML
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Top comments
TeaTimeAbyss 22
And you're still with him because??? Honestly, flags so red it makes China blush.
Rake 18
Hey, look at me I'm a BIG RED FLAG! Whoever beat because of you now, will beat you in the future. Whoever thinks he can control who you speak to or are in contact with now will only get more control and aggressive in the future RUN!
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Comments (5)
TeaTimeAbyss 22
And you're still with him because??? Honestly, flags so red it makes China blush.
SirEnigM0nk 22
In many cases, one does not know a red flag until someone else points it out. Indeed, how are they to know but for someone telling them or prior experience?
Rake 18
Hey, look at me I'm a BIG RED FLAG! Whoever beat because of you now, will beat you in the future. Whoever thinks he can control who you speak to or are in contact with now will only get more control and aggressive in the future RUN!
FluffythePink 24
A, your bf is a massive prick and you should probably rethink your relationship. B, Never pick on the quiet ones or the small ones. The chances that they'll eff you up harder than most are usually quite high.
RichardPencil 32
I hope you got the quiet guy's number. To make sure he pays your boyfriend's medical bills, of course. ;)
BurnInDemonFire 39
Baba yaga...