Today, my friend said he'd give me 20 bucks if I would ask out the ugliest girl in school. I did it. She rejected me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I told my friend I would pay him to ask out the ugliest girl he knew. He asked out my girlfriend. FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, I got rejected by a girl I wasn't even trying to ask out. FML
Today, I went to a coffee shop with my friend. The guy rang her up and said it was only a dollar as he winked at her $10 purchase. Then he rang me up at completely full price. She got his number and I got to be the ugly friend once again. FML
Silver linings
Today, I wanted to ask out this cute girl I used to work with. Before I could, she said she likes my only friend there, and asked if could I set them up. Trying to be nice guy and good friend, I did. Then she made her complete lack of interest in me obvious. But hey, at least the gay guy she hung out with thought I was cute. FML
Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML
Self-esteem issues
Today a cute coworker asked me out to lunch but I said no because I know how unattractive I am, and didn't think he wanted to be seen with me. He got really pissed and told me that I needed to work on my self-esteem. I just blew up something that could have been wonderful. FML
Today, I asked out the girl who always looks and smiles at me in class. I was surprised when she rejected me until I found out she was actually always looking at the clock behind me, and smiling when class is almost over. FML
Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
Noooooo
Today, I was planning on asking out a girl I've been really close to for a few months now. I was with her when I got a forward text from my friend. It was from the girl and it said, "Noooo tell him not to ask me out I don't like him." I got rejected via a forwarded text before I could tell her how I felt. FML
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xHaniffax 0
Probably because she knew you were doing it as a joke. you're a jerk you asshole.
ilikeboys 0
HAHAHAHAHAHA you sooo deserved it
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Comments (402)
igraine 0
You deserve it for thinking that she would accept you just because you and your friend deem her ugly!
xdorkasaur 0
On the bright side, you got twenty bucks.
pleasetryagain 0
HAHA. Looks like she actually has TASTE.
drummergrl 0
Oh, Karma's a bitch. You're a shallow bastard.
abandonship 3
that was mean D:
prb 0
Same thing happened to me, but I genuinely wanted to be in a relationship with her.
drinkupgorgeous 0
Watch her look like Adriana ******* Lima in a few years. Haha 20 bucks won't even cover how much a dumbass you'll feel like. I hate douchebags like you.
fallenarchangel 0
#2 I agree with yôu.
ConcreteGirl 0
I think you totally deserved it. Just because a girl doesnt have good looks, doesnt make her a totally stupid person either. And just because she may not be the prettiest bow on the shelf, doesnt mean she doesnt have any self-respect or self-esteem. I despise boys like you that place everything on looks. Looks fade and in a few years, even the prettiest girls become old hags. You deserved it for being a shallow ass.
silverpatrone15 0
dude u should be happy...you just won 20 bucks...and u dont even have to pretend to go out with some hideous broad.