steven
Canada
Today, my friend said he'd give me 20 bucks if I would ask out the ugliest girl in school. I did it. She rejected me. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Durham, United States
Today, I told my friend I would pay him to ask out the ugliest girl he knew. He asked out my girlfriend. FML
Mr. Shawzy
Canada
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
this guy
Alhambra, United States
Today, I got rejected by a girl I wasn't even trying to ask out. FML
theuglyfriend
Riverbank, United States
Today, I went to a coffee shop with my friend. The guy rang her up and said it was only a dollar as he winked at her $10 purchase. Then he rang me up at completely full price. She got his number and I got to be the ugly friend once again. FML
10 years, 0 dates
Silver linings
Today, I wanted to ask out this cute girl I used to work with. Before I could, she said she likes my only friend there, and asked if could I set them up. Trying to be nice guy and good friend, I did. Then she made her complete lack of interest in me obvious. But hey, at least the gay guy she hung out with thought I was cute. FML
izzy_the_pessimist
Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML
Anonymous
United States
Self-esteem issues
Today a cute coworker asked me out to lunch but I said no because I know how unattractive I am, and didn't think he wanted to be seen with me. He got really pissed and told me that I needed to work on my self-esteem. I just blew up something that could have been wonderful. FML
Anonymous
Hesperia, United States
Today, I asked out the girl who always looks and smiles at me in class. I was surprised when she rejected me until I found out she was actually always looking at the clock behind me, and smiling when class is almost over. FML
apparentlybutch
Fort Wayne, United States
Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
Tgreject
United States
Noooooo
Today, I was planning on asking out a girl I've been really close to for a few months now. I was with her when I got a forward text from my friend. It was from the girl and it said, "Noooo tell him not to ask me out I don't like him." I got rejected via a forwarded text before I could tell her how I felt. FML
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xHaniffax 0
Probably because she knew you were doing it as a joke. you're a jerk you asshole.
ilikeboys 0
HAHAHAHAHAHA you sooo deserved it
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Panicattackx5 0
How strange. You think she's ugly, but she doesn't want to date some random guy, and has standards that you haven't met. Who knew she was a person.
QuentinM95 0
you guys are hypocrits, i guarentee 2/3 of americans would take this bet
laurisshnazzy 0
No, you're just part of the OP's douchebag club, apparently.
isthisonetaken 0
no the only reason they wouldnt take the best if the fear of her saying yes.
DSuarez94 0
ydi, what a jerk
bennylove 0
You probably shouldn't have even posted this one because everyone knows you deserve it, haha.
Rubiks_Dude 0
YDI. Women arent objects you prick (Im a guy btw). Ever thought about how she wouldve felt if she did accept the offer then she later finds out it was all for a bet? You know what that could do to her? Damn alota guys a iknow are insensitive dicks. Ive had a girl date me and sleep with me on a bet. Well she got her $ and I got emotional damage. It must feel wonderful to have someone act like they care only to find out they never did. Get a life OP and go get hit by a bus. -Rubiks Dude, peace the **** out, douchebag
chea_chea 0
I don't see the FML, you got 20 bucks and didn't have to go out with her. She probably knew what you were up to and that under normal circumstances you would never have asked her out, but your friend still has to (or should) cough up the 20 bucks...what's the complaining for?
fuglyhos 0
yea word i wouldve jumped up for joy who gives a shit as long as u can get a hot girl adn not some nastyass nerd
JESSE14POTTER 0
its prolly better that way since now u have 20$ but dont have to go out with her :P
kapay 0
This is really only an FML if you didn't get the $20
RPGod 0
Just because she's ugly doesn't mean she doesn't have standards. YDI, dickweed.
blackbear6193 0
drum role please..................FAKE!! how long was this guy bored before he decided, "hey, ive got and idea, ill go make up an fml. it will be so short and retarded, everyone will love it." even if it was real, unless he or she told anyone about what happened, his life hasn't even changed. sure he has to deal with it, but everyone else has no idea. F my life, its being wasted on this garbage.