Today, I walked into my son's room only to be attacked by a swarm of flies. I'm afraid to go back in there. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my son tried to swat a fly with a hammer. Our apartment walls are now littered with dents and holes. FML
Today, I woke up to the sight of a dead fly on my bedside table, being eaten by a swarm of ants. I screamed so bad that my dad said he thought my sister was being murdered in my room. FML
Today, I put up one of those hanging fly catchers in my room due to the unsettling amount of flies in the house. I remarked how stupid flies were to land on them. Within an hour, I got up and walked straight into it. FML
Today, a wasp ended up in the house. Normally, I'd just open a door to outside and run for cover, but my 3-year-old son was home, so I decided to be brave and kill it. It flew into the air vents. We're now playing wasp roulette every time we enter a room. FML
Today, my son found a cockroach in his bed. I had to kill the thing and wash all his sheets and stuffed animals before he'd finally agree to go back to bed, three hours later. FML
Today, I walked past my fly strip while a fly who had been caught, but hadn't yet died, was on it. While I was there, I could hear his frantic buzzing and see his little arms flailing like mad as he tried in vain to escape. Great. Now I feel like shit for putting these things up. What kind of a monster am I? FML
Today, I woke up to a huge, disgusting bug next to my bed. As I tried to squish it, it suddenly flew off at high speed. Now I'm lying in bed, awake and terrified because I can hear it buzzing around but can't see it anywhere. FML
Today, I learned that my house's fly infestation is worse than I thought. I now have maggots crawling and dropping from my ceiling. I have to sleep under them. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son got so enraged at a fly that kept harassing him, that he ended up slapping himself in the face as it flew by him. This caused him to fall out of his chair, at which point he broke down into a mess of tears, humiliating me in front of everyone. FML
Today, I was stuck in a room with a man who was catching flies. That I could cope with, until he insisted on turning the lights out because it was 'stressing out' his flies. FML
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Top comments
cacheson 42
Clearly he trained them to guard his room, and you must figure out the secret password to get by.
MikuandKaito 24
Looks like someone doesn't clean up after themselves.
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Comments (26)
cacheson 42
Clearly he trained them to guard his room, and you must figure out the secret password to get by.
MikuandKaito 24
Looks like someone doesn't clean up after themselves.
Jared900DUmpling 30
Pee pee poo poo Give me tendies mommy i have 25 good boy points - The Son, probably.
species4872 20
Lord of the Flies.
Harpy20 24
I came here just for this comment.
captain_hero89 22
he is the lord of the flies!
crudeandrudeguy 29
Welcome to the dungeon of swamp ass... Mediaeval torture devices include the rack of skid-marked underwear and being water boarded by food that has gained consciousness. Enjoy
rattyrayvn 21
Oh no. He's reached the age where he thinks large quantities of spray deodorant are equivalent to a shower...
TheNewGuy03 29
Either a biblical plague is approaching, or your son is dirty as ****.
confused_wandere 26
Not really. In the UK, flies are everywhere during summer. I had my window open for just five minutes and there were about six flies in my room. It's just the time of year is all, nothing to do with cleanliness. Or maybe it is, I don't know.
Ilovemusic237 19
The way you phrased it makes it sound like you went in there specifically to get swarmed by flies lol
Bearsmomma 30
accckkkk!!! Amityville Horror! lol
LPac5295 27
Looks like it's time to have a talk with your son about cleanliness!