Today, my fiancé told me that the thought of having sex with a pregnant woman repulsed him. I'm pregnant. He's glad he got that off his chest FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I turned down my boyfriend's proposal because I'm pregnant and I told him I didn't want people thinking that's why we were getting married. He… did not react well. Yes, he knows that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Today, after months of my fiancé begging me to have a baby with him, I found out I’m pregnant. He doesn’t want a baby anymore. FML
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, my wife told me that when she was actually pregnant with her ex's child; she was insatiably horny and always wanted sex. Too bad for me, because the current pregnancy has made her repulsed by any sexual contact. Thanks for telling me, I guess. FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend, his response was, "I'll start watching pregnant porn to build up an attraction to it." FML
Today, we told my fiancé's parents that I'm pregnant. His mom's response? "I'm going to throw up. You can't raise a child." We are both 28, self-sufficient and everyone else is thrilled. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 2 years that I was pregnant. His response? "That's neat. But we can still have sex, right?" FML
Today, I found out I’m pregnant with the man I’ve been in love with for almost a year. When I told him, he got down on one knee, cuddled my abdomen and said, "Get out." FML
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WhoSaidThatIsh 13
I guess from the new life inside you thing it makes sense, but I'm curious if he remembers how the baby got there in the first place?
ydi_4_suking 20
I don't think he's going to be coming anytime soon
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Comments (176)
avaeba 14
It was really insensitive for him to put it like that but unfortunately it's common. It's not you; they get weirded out by the baby being right there, my own included. He was way nicer about it though.
JudgeTroll 6
55 - Your pic and your comment scream VIRGIN ALERT
AClassActx3 7
When you're not pregnant anymore just come up with an excuse of why he repulses you now. What a jerk
saintsrocksocks 10
55- Why can't people tell the difference between than and then. Jesus Christ is the English language that complicated?
little_one 20
Actually it is for people learning it. My German cousin had a heck of a time learning their there they're three words that sound the exact same but mean different things. The English language is convoluted and full of so much slang and we wonder why people have a hard time learning it.
bshock 1
I really can't blame him, it's just something that's some guys see as repulsive. ydi for not at least taking his feelings into consideration too, at least he told you instead of the usual female excuse of "I have a headache.".
starza21 0
Sex is a cure all for headaches.
courtneyann211 10
How exactly is it HER fault?
onorexveritas 24
atleast he's honest. my boyfriend just wants to have sex... bulging belly or no.
tarickman 13
Ok I'll say it. Pregnant women are sexy! The glowing the new life. Wow is all I can! I loved it both times my wife was pregnant! I chased her around like a horny teenager.
RentaName 15
If he gets horny enough, he'll come around. If not, there are always vibrators.
SoultheWolf 19
I'm sure he'll come around eventually. And if he doesn't, as long as he still stays faithful to you it should be fine. I know a lot of friends who at first it seemed scary or disgusting to have sex with a pregnant woman, but they got over their fears. Some of them even say that it's the best sex they've had. I hope it all works out, and congratulations on your upcoming bundle of joy!