Today, my boyfriend and I were looking up sexy clothes for me to wear while role-playing. I saw something I liked and asked him if we should get it. When he saw the model wearing it in the picture, he asked "Does it come with the girl?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were in Victoria's Secret. I saw a picture of a model and said, "I wish I looked like that." He replied with, "Me too." FML
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML
Today, I showed my boyfriend a picture of me in what I thought was a sexy skintight dress. He responded by saying "it's ok, I went through a pudgy stage too". The picture was from Saturday night. FML
Today, I had my girlfriend over for dinner with my family. My father had dressed up as a girl for a recent gig of his at a local pub. This got somehow brought up at the table. The rest of the dinner conversation consisted of him and my girlfriend discussing bras and lingerie. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, I bought an expensive dress because it was me and my boyfriend's one year anniversary, and he was taking me somewhere nice. When he saw me in the dress, he looked at me, laughed and said, "Seriously, what are you wearing?" FML
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Paul B. Gyurcsanszky 14
I know he thought he was being funny, but damn that’s insensitive. You’re trying to do something nice and different for him and he says that? I hope he realizes just how much something like that hurts. My dad would say that in front of my mom all the lime when looking at ads for cars, boats, clothes etc on TV or in magazines. He thought he was clever too.
mssileas 25
Wonder how many of those "it's just a joke" bros would laugh if their girl did this to them, but whatever. No matter how he meant it, if you're trying to be intimate with your partner and they make you feel like they couldn't care less if it was you or some nameless underwear model they got with, it just kills the mood - and depending on their overall relationship or personalities it can be quite a blow to someone's self-esteem. It's not about him not being allowed to be attracted to other women, but if you're in a moment with your partner where it should be about your sex life and attraction to one another, this is just very rejecting. Imagine trying to get your gf in the mood and while she's looking on her phone admiring Tom Hardy shirtless lmao Just for jokes of course, you know So, yeah, timing is important
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Comments (18)
BurnInDemonFire 39
Swiftly introduce your knee to his testicles.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
I'm pretty sure he was saying that as a joke.
xXDemonWolfXx 13
That’s a good way to get smacked
Tony Friddle 11
hopefully just a playful joke :)
wanted_2_want 40
Now you know who he’ll be thinking about when you wear those clothes
Jerry Leberer 12
its literally just a joke, I'm sure. I've said shit like that before.
RichardPencil 32
For an extra $500.
commandpriority 5
I always say that kind of shit. Calm down. It’s a joke not a dick. Don’t take it so hard.
Paul B. Gyurcsanszky 14
I know he thought he was being funny, but damn that’s insensitive. You’re trying to do something nice and different for him and he says that? I hope he realizes just how much something like that hurts. My dad would say that in front of my mom all the lime when looking at ads for cars, boats, clothes etc on TV or in magazines. He thought he was clever too.
real life problems 26
Let me know if it does, I would like to order we well
mssileas 25
Wonder how many of those "it's just a joke" bros would laugh if their girl did this to them, but whatever. No matter how he meant it, if you're trying to be intimate with your partner and they make you feel like they couldn't care less if it was you or some nameless underwear model they got with, it just kills the mood - and depending on their overall relationship or personalities it can be quite a blow to someone's self-esteem. It's not about him not being allowed to be attracted to other women, but if you're in a moment with your partner where it should be about your sex life and attraction to one another, this is just very rejecting. Imagine trying to get your gf in the mood and while she's looking on her phone admiring Tom Hardy shirtless lmao Just for jokes of course, you know So, yeah, timing is important
xXDemonWolfXx 13
If my girlfriend said that I would laugh. It’s not a big deal. People that seem to think it is are weak as hell.
Dustin Allen-Duwayne Lakey 16
And this ladies and gentalmen is how you start a fight.