Today, my fiancé told me that the thought of having sex with a pregnant woman repulsed him. I'm pregnant. He's glad he got that off his chest FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I turned down my boyfriend's proposal because I'm pregnant and I told him I didn't want people thinking that's why we were getting married. He… did not react well. Yes, he knows that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Today, after months of my fiancé begging me to have a baby with him, I found out I’m pregnant. He doesn’t want a baby anymore. FML
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, my wife told me that when she was actually pregnant with her ex's child; she was insatiably horny and always wanted sex. Too bad for me, because the current pregnancy has made her repulsed by any sexual contact. Thanks for telling me, I guess. FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend, his response was, "I'll start watching pregnant porn to build up an attraction to it." FML
Today, we told my fiancé's parents that I'm pregnant. His mom's response? "I'm going to throw up. You can't raise a child." We are both 28, self-sufficient and everyone else is thrilled. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 2 years that I was pregnant. His response? "That's neat. But we can still have sex, right?" FML
Today, I found out I’m pregnant with the man I’ve been in love with for almost a year. When I told him, he got down on one knee, cuddled my abdomen and said, "Get out." FML
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WhoSaidThatIsh 13
I guess from the new life inside you thing it makes sense, but I'm curious if he remembers how the baby got there in the first place?
ydi_4_suking 20
I don't think he's going to be coming anytime soon
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Comments (176)
Bakarra 22
He sounds really shallow, you should reevaluate your relationship with him before it's too late, hope you make the right decision
Warden1986 16
Oh having a kid with sound pretty involved to me.
Iknoweverything 29
She's pregnant. She's engaged. When would YOU consider it "too late"? Gee... I would have assumed it was BEFORE she said "yes I'll marry you." Silly me. I always assume people who make comments like yours have never been in a serious relationship. Those who truly commit know that one bad patch where the fiance acts like an ass is not a reason to "reevaluate" their relationship. If everything was perfect all the time, they would definitely never last.
Bakarra 22
Damn with all these downvotes you'd think I told her to kill him or something. I inferred from what OP said that if he wouldn't have sex with her when she was pregnant that he might not want to be with her either if she were to become less attractive which tends to happen over age, although now I guess I could see the fiances concern more as having sex with a baby inside of her which then my previous comment would make less sense and for that I apologize. However my advice was to REEVALUATE, as in, she (OP) needs to make sure this is the man she really wants to marry, if she can deal with him being repulsed by her having a baby in her after he puts one there then by all means go for it.
Iknoweverything 29
Read it again. It says that she IS pregnant. As in ALREADY pregnant. Maybe instead of inferring from it, you should try reading it.
zandalee 20
18- what the ****?
xXHollowIchigoXx 17
LOL. It's just hilarious because of his picture. But seriously, #18 what?
THE_A_TEEN 28
MillerBeerTime is just mad because he can't get into a relationship and demonize other's relationships out of anger. Hence his "Forever Alone" pic.
wironandine 8
Do you blame him?
lurkskywalker 3
That could make sense only if she were seriously pregnant (last months) and it would be very rude to tell her that using these words, anyways. Not to mention kinda unfair.
nane2508 2
My husband was feeling strange too with my first pregnancy. He got over it real fast;) don't worry, OP, he will come around.
celine21_fml 0
Yea because it's every man's dream to have sex with a pregnant lady that's grouchy and hormonal.
elmousey 5
Actually a lot of men find pregnant women attractive. I find petite pregnant women sexy, can't wait to knock my wife up.
thiscrazything 1
Not all women are grouchy and hormonal when they are pregnant, except, of course, the ones that were already bitchy before they got pregnant, those ones just have an excuse to be bitchier.
siberianhamster 17
37- Spoken like a true, clueless, teenager.
perdix 31
#37, sometimes the hormones associated with pregnancy cause grouchiness, but at other times, they cause horniness and that's when you tap that ass!
avaeba 14
Clearly you've never been pregnant
wilsonquan 0
it's ok, your huúband is not the only one. alot of men feel the same
mrstriance94 8
Hope my man doesn't do that if I fall preg!
Teyros 24
You would already know.. Your bio says your a teen mom.
writergirl23 19
Lol mine neither