Today, my fiancé told me that the thought of having sex with a pregnant woman repulsed him. I'm pregnant. He's glad he got that off his chest FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I turned down my boyfriend's proposal because I'm pregnant and I told him I didn't want people thinking that's why we were getting married. He… did not react well. Yes, he knows that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Today, after months of my fiancé begging me to have a baby with him, I found out I’m pregnant. He doesn’t want a baby anymore. FML
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, my wife told me that when she was actually pregnant with her ex's child; she was insatiably horny and always wanted sex. Too bad for me, because the current pregnancy has made her repulsed by any sexual contact. Thanks for telling me, I guess. FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend, his response was, "I'll start watching pregnant porn to build up an attraction to it." FML
Today, we told my fiancé's parents that I'm pregnant. His mom's response? "I'm going to throw up. You can't raise a child." We are both 28, self-sufficient and everyone else is thrilled. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 2 years that I was pregnant. His response? "That's neat. But we can still have sex, right?" FML
Today, I found out I’m pregnant with the man I’ve been in love with for almost a year. When I told him, he got down on one knee, cuddled my abdomen and said, "Get out." FML
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WhoSaidThatIsh 13
I guess from the new life inside you thing it makes sense, but I'm curious if he remembers how the baby got there in the first place?
ydi_4_suking 20
I don't think he's going to be coming anytime soon
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Comments (176)
cybermolly10 7
Don't force him. It's a temporary situation, even if nine months sounds like an eternity. My husband felt weird about it too (we still had sex but a lot less of it) but I can't really blame him since I was too grossed out to **********.
Ray_of_midnight 23
Well, you won't be pregnant forever. :-/ Meanwhile, it's a pity you have such mismatched libidos. Do you get into **** at all? Maybe you should suggest to him you both enjoy some featuring pregnant women. It's a pretty huge genre. Maybe it'll inspire him. (Sorry, but that's about the best I can think of.)
Mirra0_0arriM 1
Have you told him? Otherwise you can't really say fyl when it's pretty much your own damn fault in the first place
courtneyann211 10
How is it her own damn fault when it takes 2?
xmaximusx 12
Lol..... just....Lol i am so happy u are procreating with a guy like that
fuzzydino321 9
its his opinion dont force him to
nvo 6
There's more to sex than penetration. If the thought freaks him out, you both just have to get a bit more creative. Sure beats waiting 9+ months (hint: after giving birth, you might request a timeout as well). Try to be understanding of his fear, and keep an open mind/conversation
_cherrychapstick 6
Nothing wrong with a vibrator *thumbs up*
pikachuthekyd 4
No sex for 9 months?! Harsh.
jbuckets_404 39
How can you NOT like bigger boobs AND esp. not needing birth control anymore?! Just sayin'.
shamonie22 9
If I were in your position I don't know what I'd do because when I was pregnant I wanted to have sex all the time. I had sex until a few days before giving birth. My man loved every minute of it...anyways FYL.