Today, my fiancé told me that the thought of having sex with a pregnant woman repulsed him. I'm pregnant. He's glad he got that off his chest FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I turned down my boyfriend's proposal because I'm pregnant and I told him I didn't want people thinking that's why we were getting married. He… did not react well. Yes, he knows that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Today, after months of my fiancé begging me to have a baby with him, I found out I’m pregnant. He doesn’t want a baby anymore. FML
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, my wife told me that when she was actually pregnant with her ex's child; she was insatiably horny and always wanted sex. Too bad for me, because the current pregnancy has made her repulsed by any sexual contact. Thanks for telling me, I guess. FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend, his response was, "I'll start watching pregnant porn to build up an attraction to it." FML
Today, we told my fiancé's parents that I'm pregnant. His mom's response? "I'm going to throw up. You can't raise a child." We are both 28, self-sufficient and everyone else is thrilled. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 2 years that I was pregnant. His response? "That's neat. But we can still have sex, right?" FML
Today, I found out I’m pregnant with the man I’ve been in love with for almost a year. When I told him, he got down on one knee, cuddled my abdomen and said, "Get out." FML
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WhoSaidThatIsh 13
I guess from the new life inside you thing it makes sense, but I'm curious if he remembers how the baby got there in the first place?
ydi_4_suking 20
I don't think he's going to be coming anytime soon
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Comments (176)
jjmoraes99 13
but he's right, having sex in the presence of your child isn't really cool
supersquirel500 10
I feel it's extremely wrong that people have sex with a baby on the way. if he "releases" inside again. he'll be "releasing it" on the baby.
pepperoo 2
I think that someone has the right to their own opinion and some people find things unattractive. If he doesn't want to have sex, then whatever, I think you can live. I think it's crazy how some people think it's impossible to go without sex for a bit.
Solano2580 24
having intercourse while pregnant can damage the baby (ik OP didn't say what kind of sex, but she's pregnant, if sex is the only thing on her mind then she isn't ready for the responsibility of being a parent)
Morningstar1231 0
Having sex doesn't damage the baby, good grief use your brain.