Today, my fiancé told me that the thought of having sex with a pregnant woman repulsed him. I'm pregnant. He's glad he got that off his chest FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I turned down my boyfriend's proposal because I'm pregnant and I told him I didn't want people thinking that's why we were getting married. He… did not react well. Yes, he knows that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Today, after months of my fiancé begging me to have a baby with him, I found out I’m pregnant. He doesn’t want a baby anymore. FML
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, my wife told me that when she was actually pregnant with her ex's child; she was insatiably horny and always wanted sex. Too bad for me, because the current pregnancy has made her repulsed by any sexual contact. Thanks for telling me, I guess. FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend, his response was, "I'll start watching pregnant porn to build up an attraction to it." FML
Today, we told my fiancé's parents that I'm pregnant. His mom's response? "I'm going to throw up. You can't raise a child." We are both 28, self-sufficient and everyone else is thrilled. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 2 years that I was pregnant. His response? "That's neat. But we can still have sex, right?" FML
Today, I found out I’m pregnant with the man I’ve been in love with for almost a year. When I told him, he got down on one knee, cuddled my abdomen and said, "Get out." FML
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WhoSaidThatIsh 13
I guess from the new life inside you thing it makes sense, but I'm curious if he remembers how the baby got there in the first place?
ydi_4_suking 20
I don't think he's going to be coming anytime soon
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Comments (176)
SoultheWolf 19
She never once said she just told him she was pregnant. Most women would tell their partner imediately, unless they had the fear of their partner leaving them for it. He most likely made the comment BECAUSE she is pregnant. This isn't something that would just randomly come up in a normal conversation.
monkiki62 5
Wow thats horrible hes so physically judgemental. Every guy i know thinks of making love to a pregnant woman a pretty hot fantasy. o.0
shsndbrb 4
He might not be so physically judge mental, it just freaks some guys out that there's a baby there
SenselessPattern 12
#90 mmm...I read an article in school about how even though English is always changing, people don't appreciate or accept new words until years after they were created. Supposedly this keeps the language alive throughout the centuries of change we experience. Sometimes slang becomes actual words later, is my point. I'm no English language major, so take my words with a grain of pepper.
sierraleeannee 13
Well, at least your husband isn't bothering you about it every day. I found out I was six weeks three days ago and all my boyfriend wants to do is have sex. -_-
sarahbean42 0
...this isnt an FML you sound like a sex addict... you cant wait about 9months to have sex again?
thecovert 7
Dump him now so you won't have to get a divorce especially since you'll have to change your name back. We all KNOW how stressful that can be, especially when you are a TEACHER. (shout out to the moderator on my previous post - biatch)
duravian 1
Well... Depends on the stage. I gues during the first month it's fine but once it's really in there I feel as if that's be very bad for the baby being roughed around
amandajlucas2015 2
#4&45 that sounds so horrible remind me to feel sorry for u
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Buy him a box kleanex and lotion because he's going to need it.
marcsyo 11
I don't blame him. It's just the thought of the activity occurring underneath the embryo that is mainly disturbing. I'm sure he still loves you.