Today, my fiancé told me that the thought of having sex with a pregnant woman repulsed him. I'm pregnant. He's glad he got that off his chest FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I turned down my boyfriend's proposal because I'm pregnant and I told him I didn't want people thinking that's why we were getting married. He… did not react well. Yes, he knows that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Today, after months of my fiancé begging me to have a baby with him, I found out I’m pregnant. He doesn’t want a baby anymore. FML
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, my wife told me that when she was actually pregnant with her ex's child; she was insatiably horny and always wanted sex. Too bad for me, because the current pregnancy has made her repulsed by any sexual contact. Thanks for telling me, I guess. FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend, his response was, "I'll start watching pregnant porn to build up an attraction to it." FML
Today, we told my fiancé's parents that I'm pregnant. His mom's response? "I'm going to throw up. You can't raise a child." We are both 28, self-sufficient and everyone else is thrilled. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 2 years that I was pregnant. His response? "That's neat. But we can still have sex, right?" FML
Today, I found out I’m pregnant with the man I’ve been in love with for almost a year. When I told him, he got down on one knee, cuddled my abdomen and said, "Get out." FML
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WhoSaidThatIsh 13
I guess from the new life inside you thing it makes sense, but I'm curious if he remembers how the baby got there in the first place?
ydi_4_suking 20
I don't think he's going to be coming anytime soon
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Comments (176)
doodlecloud 27
Ah well that sucks, especially if the hormones are making you extra horny. However, I don't think he's being out of order - some people like it, some don't. Same with most sex things and turn ons. Maybe it'll change when I'm older but I personally don't like the idea of it either.
ice723 5
I would be glad to take his place for the next 9 months if need be...btw does he know your pregnant or were you just having a conversation
Crazberry 5
Am I the only one who thinks it's a bit... disturbing to have sex with a pregnant woman? I mean I understand that some guys find pregnant women really attractive, and that some women get really horny when they're pregnant, but think about it: There's a kid in there. It's always seemed like a weird sort of threeway to me.
KiddNYC1O 22
Nope, I find it weird also. I'd get it from somewhere else... Kidding =P. I'd be gentle, though.
little_one 20
My husband told me once the idea of getting me pregnant really turns him on. Just think you ****** a baby into her that's your DNA growing in her it's pretty amazing. Yes it'll be awkward but if your wife was begging for sex no matter how she looked would you really want to deny her? Plus bigger boobs no sex, no sexy pregnant boob play.
Crazberry 5
92- Lol it wouldn't be *my* baby. Or I should hope not seeing as I'm a girl :P It's still creepy to me though. Like pedophilia but not.
5t3ff1k4h 47
92 - Just a thought, there have been cases where the woman's boobs didn't grow that much, or at all. So you would do what, then? ;)
LuckyLynx7732 5
Screw that, sex with a pregnant woman is awesome.
Osito2011 9
There is nothing sexier then a pregnant women. If op wants some loving, I'll give her some loving.
TheMaestro 4
Sounds like me. I wouldn't be comfortable having sex with a pregnant woman, the large stomach and the fact that there's a kid in there, safe or not. As crass as it sounds, women should just self-pleasure instead of forcing an unwilling man into it. Just my opinion
kofeinisti 6
What's this? A rational comment on FML? Impossibru! Next you'll say horny men should just jerk off if their lady is not up to sex... What's the world coming to???
PrincessPesa 20
For nine months?! You're kidding yourself if you think living with your lover but not being intimate with them for the entirety or a pregnancy is "rational". I'm all for "self-gratification" but in this case I think it's absolutely impractical (due to the length of time) and can be psychologically damaging to the mom-to-be. It's also partially his problem! Papa better be giving her some excellent foot rubs, man.
deBlobX 12
55- No
courtneyann211 10
Am I the only woman who wouldn't mind if my husband didn't want sex during my pregnancy?! I think I wanted it maybe once the entire time, and had to constantly tell my husband no!
zombiekitten87 12
At least he was honest. It kind of freaks me out, too.
superhumangambit 4
Don't have sex with pregnant women. The baby will reach down and grab your dick.
Crazberry 5
Lol that's a funny but disturbing image. In Stewie's voice: "What the deuce?!"