Today, my fiancé told me that the thought of having sex with a pregnant woman repulsed him. I'm pregnant. He's glad he got that off his chest FML
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Today, I turned down my boyfriend's proposal because I'm pregnant and I told him I didn't want people thinking that's why we were getting married. He… did not react well. Yes, he knows that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Today, after months of my fiancé begging me to have a baby with him, I found out I’m pregnant. He doesn’t want a baby anymore. FML
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, my wife told me that when she was actually pregnant with her ex's child; she was insatiably horny and always wanted sex. Too bad for me, because the current pregnancy has made her repulsed by any sexual contact. Thanks for telling me, I guess. FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend, his response was, "I'll start watching pregnant porn to build up an attraction to it." FML
Today, we told my fiancé's parents that I'm pregnant. His mom's response? "I'm going to throw up. You can't raise a child." We are both 28, self-sufficient and everyone else is thrilled. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 2 years that I was pregnant. His response? "That's neat. But we can still have sex, right?" FML
Today, I found out I’m pregnant with the man I’ve been in love with for almost a year. When I told him, he got down on one knee, cuddled my abdomen and said, "Get out." FML
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WhoSaidThatIsh 13
I guess from the new life inside you thing it makes sense, but I'm curious if he remembers how the baby got there in the first place?
ydi_4_suking 20
I don't think he's going to be coming anytime soon
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Comments (176)
Zehla 7
Why on earth would you want to have sex while pregnant? Between the aches and pains an nausea, my man would have to settle for his hand.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Wow, aren't you a selfish little bitch? The nausea doesn't always last the entire way through the pregnancy, and just think of how many times your hubby didn't want to do it, but he did just to please you? Give it up. Pregnancy is not an excuse to nix sex. Some people actually say pregnancy sex is the best sex they'd ever had.
F0reverAl0ne 5
I'd feel bad for the baby. It would be like a XXX rated trampoline. D:
88vivera 9
He's mean!
GreenDayFanatic 5
Well, I think the thought of having a dick in your ****** while a baby is in there is disgusting.... :/
courtneyann211 10
The child is not in the ******. It's in your uterus which is why it stretches out (makes your stomach grow.) you must be brain dead if you think you can touch the baby by sticking your fingers or a guys dick in you.
GreenDayFanatic 5
No I didn't mean it like that, I know the baby is in the uterus, I'm not brain dead. I think it's wrong to have a dick thrusting in your ****** while you are pregnant, the thrusting doesn't seem safe...
courtneyann211 10
Ask a doctor or any pregnant women how safe sex is during pregnancy. How is it NOT safe? A dick or vibrator is not going to hurt your ****** during pregnancy anymore then it would when somebody is not pregnant. If you think the thrusting shakes the baby up, what about roller-coasters or horseback riding, or 4 wheeling? I did all 3 during my pregnancy and my babies are perfectly healthy and that would shake them up more than sex would
GreenDayFanatic 5
Look I'm not gonna get in an argument with you bitch but riding a rollercoaster and four wheeling sounds retarded if you're pregnant... You're lucky your babies came out normal... If they are
GreenDayFanatic 5
Unless you do anal, then I think that would be fine.
madsaboutyou 6
He prolly is afraid he will poke the baby or something... :O
chinchillalex 0
big deal? nine months and you're good.
SamCrow 1
I had a real hard time with that too. I just did not say anything. Good for him for speaking up. Many men can't do it. Do not feel bad. It is not you.
pregnantpianist 2
My man couldn't keep his hands off me when I was pregnant. Now that I'm not, he pretty much won't touch me. I think seeing our son being born in all of it's graphicness freaked him out. :/
unicornpower56 7
Tbh I wouldn't want to have sex while pregnant, seems very gross to me. There's a kid inside you, just very weird for me.