Today, my fiancé told me that the thought of having sex with a pregnant woman repulsed him. I'm pregnant. He's glad he got that off his chest FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I turned down my boyfriend's proposal because I'm pregnant and I told him I didn't want people thinking that's why we were getting married. He… did not react well. Yes, he knows that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Today, after months of my fiancé begging me to have a baby with him, I found out I’m pregnant. He doesn’t want a baby anymore. FML
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, my wife told me that when she was actually pregnant with her ex's child; she was insatiably horny and always wanted sex. Too bad for me, because the current pregnancy has made her repulsed by any sexual contact. Thanks for telling me, I guess. FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend, his response was, "I'll start watching pregnant porn to build up an attraction to it." FML
Today, we told my fiancé's parents that I'm pregnant. His mom's response? "I'm going to throw up. You can't raise a child." We are both 28, self-sufficient and everyone else is thrilled. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 2 years that I was pregnant. His response? "That's neat. But we can still have sex, right?" FML
Today, I found out I’m pregnant with the man I’ve been in love with for almost a year. When I told him, he got down on one knee, cuddled my abdomen and said, "Get out." FML
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WhoSaidThatIsh 13
I guess from the new life inside you thing it makes sense, but I'm curious if he remembers how the baby got there in the first place?
ydi_4_suking 20
I don't think he's going to be coming anytime soon
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Comments (176)
stitesy29 18
At least he being honest
Needafarm 22
I want to know what's the cut off for having sex with your pregnant mate. Is it when she develops a belly or when the stick tells you she's pregnant? The thing that bothers me with his statement is that if he isn't willing to have sex with you, then who is he going to have sex with? Not only is he not going to be able to have sex with you while you are pregnant, but there is also the 6 to 8 weeks after the birth. On that thought, who wants to have sex with a guy that has a belly like a pregnant woman?
Senseless_487 29
Sex is healthy up until the third trimester, generally, and when the woman gets close to the due date, the doctor may recommend sex to induce labor.
avaeba 14
Unless the pregnancy is high risk, it's safe most of the way through, just gotta be careful
outoftown 27
#67, Honey, if it wasn't mostly safe, there would be very few of us humans around!
nane2508 2
There is no cutoff, if everything is fine, a pregnant woman can have sex until she delivers. A lot of women get really horny in the second trimester, after that, it can get a little uncomfortable and before that, some are so sick, sex is about the last thing they want.
pregnantpianist 2
I had sex my entire pregnancy with my man. Right up to the day our son was born. It's actually what induced my labor. I was never given a cutoff or anything like that.
Senseless_487 29
Just wait until the doctor recommends sex to induce labor. I wonder what his reaction will be then.
Missusluv313 9
Sex with a pregnant woman is only disgusting when you're not the father. Even though out won't hurt the baby, I think that's just nasty.
ultra_notorious 26
Ditch him, that's something I've wanted to to try!
KiddNYC1O 22
What else have you wanted to try? :looks at pic:
supportcommand 17
Can't blame him. It's pretty gross really. Totally unattractive. I know a lot of women like it while prego, but... No. Not unless her but still looks fine, then doggy only might be the only exception.
ChakatBlackstar 29
Hmm...better stock up on batteries then.
delicious69 5
He will get over it. I thought the same way when my wife was prego. I lasted a month then it was on!!
sandrocampa 2
That's worse? Be happy for that.
leeh425 1
Pregnant sex is the best