Today, a businessman in his forties tackled me to the ground in an attempt to take my seat on a crowded train. When that didn't work, he called me a fat bitch and gave me the finger. The seat was given up for me because I'm seven months pregnant. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a pregnant woman got on the bus. There were no free seats, so I stood up to give her mine. An obese man pushed past her, waddled over, and oozed into my seat. I said it was for the pregnant lady. He called me a "sexist bitch" and claimed he needed it more. FML
Today, I entered the crowded bus and one man sitting in the priority seat glanced at me. Upon seeing my protruding tummy, he quickly offered me his seat. I took the seat. I am not pregnant. FML
Today, a sweet old lady gave up her seat for me in the bus. She lectured the entire bus that seats should be given to those in need, like myself who is "heavily pregnant." I'm just fat. FML
Today, on my way to school, I was shouted at by an obnoxious businessman for sitting down on the train when a "full fare paying passenger" was standing. I would normally have given him the seat straight away, except I have a broken leg. I showed him my leg and crutches. He still made me get up. FML
Today, I had to stand up on a train for my 4-hour journey. Why? Two pregnant women flew into unbridled rage with me over sitting in the priority seating, saying I was selfish. I'm recovering from spinal surgery. FML
Today, while taking the subway home, a woman offered me her seat. I smiled and declined. She said she insisted because of my "pregnancy." I was too ashamed to say I wasn't pregnant, so I just took the seat. FML
Today, while riding the train, some druggie got into a dispute with some random passengers. Even though I didn't even look at them fighting, he decided I was a threat and punched me, a pregnant woman, and some bikers. Now I've got a black eye. FML
Today, I got on the subway with a broken leg. A kind woman stood up and offered me her seat. Before I could sit down, a guy shoved past me and took it for himself. The woman and I pointed out my cast and crutches, and asked him to give up the seat. He responded by flipping us off. FML
Today, as I stepped into a subway car, I noticed some free seats and began walking towards them. A group of girls standing nearby looked at me, then at the seats, and made a run for them. They then high-fived, presumably as congratulations for sitting down before the pregnant lady could. FML
Today, a woman on the train demanded I give up my seat for her, claiming it was for people with disabilities. Tired from a long day at work, and seeing she had nothing wrong with her, I asked what her disability was. Apparently, obesity is one. FML
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rawrkittehpwnage 0
that guy.. is a douche.
whiteboy7thst 2
maybe he's on his period?
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Comments (249)
rawrkittehpwnage 0
that guy.. is a douche.
Bakayarou_fml 0
Agreed. Bitch slap his ass. He can't touch a pregnant woman!
scrapmetal58 9
I hope the bystanders intervened and tackled his ass off the train.
WHOWASTHEPHONE 10
Tackling a pregnant woman? Sounds like a lawsuit.
Bakayarou_fml 0
^fail
extrovertical 0
so apparently fat chicks that look pregnant are given seats, but actual pregnant women who look fat get tackled. lovely world we live in.
Slim2306 10
you should have slapped him and pushed him off the train at the next stop. If it was crowded enough he wouldn't be able to get back on. I don't see why other people on the train didn't help you or speak up.
kewlkate 9
I would have made sure something was done about that man.
yummycupkake 0
bitch be trippin'. lmao literally :]
DivakiddOsz 5
is the baby ok :
iSurf_fml 8
23- Tackle anybody for no reason=lawsuit.
Ahkoifish 0
Wow, that's just wrong. I can't believe that be wanted that seat so bad that he was willing to tackle ANYONE.
CCrunner2 0
sue his ass
selbow 3
they didn't speak up cos it didn't happen, no business man would tackle anyone let alone a woman to the ground just for a seat. and if other people recognized that she was pregnant he certainly would have too. this FML is bullshit
JoeTheMan12 0
ya kick him there and run, don't look back ;)
danishbagel 3
31, Why not push the guy off when the train was moving? Serves the asswipe right.
nickwiel86 4
your baby... must... AVENGE YOU
sleepistheenemy 8
then you bitch slapped him... REPEATEDLY, right?
imthatguythatdid 0
disaster movie his ass like the sex and the city chick
purplefatmidget 0
26 You're a dumbass.
lol_ironic_life 9
I agree! I think that he gets super douche of the year award! And in second place was the husband cracking baby jokes, at the funeral held for the baby. People these days!
lurveu_mysweet_t 0
26- shut up u asshole!
lurveu_mysweet_t 0
26- shut up u asshole!
lurveu_mysweet_t 0
26- shut up u asshole!
lilmisslovely13 15
how can anybody have put "you totally deserve rhis" on this? let alone 212 people!!!
powderpuffjord13 0
true dat yo!
GrooveSponge 0
So much for chivalry, eh?
Aim4thebullseye 4
kick him in the balls 3 times: 1 for yourself, 1 for the baby, and another for good measure ;)
fymother 13
that guy deserves a third rail field trip...
italianbby 11
Agreed.. I'd sue him!
ragnorac 4
your not funny
LardZilla 11
190- it's thumb trolls don't ask for their reasoning
CherryBomb511 3
Love your picture #96.
PetiteLady 4
That is so horrible and sad to me. And uncalled for! Getting around at month 7 is hard enough; to be fat at the same time must be unbearable. But I am sure you are not a bitch though.
ShreddedPecker 2
@231: WTF? It sounds like you just backhanded the OP by insulting her. Or forgive me if I am reading you wrong. P.S. knockout pic!
ILOLatmockdaweek 0
231- you missed the whole point if the fml. he tackled her because he thought she was just fat. I doubt he would have done it if he realised she was pregnant
ms31_fml 3
Fake.
ballwiz24 0
Something tells me there's more to the story than this. Nobody would do that unless they were very drunk or drugged. I don't think OP is telling the whole truth.
Kid34 0
fake
lookmebaby 2
omg
Yourmomschesthai_fml 1
this is what you do: run away, to the end of the cart. then swiftly turn around, running even faster twards him.when you're close to him, jump in the air and belly-bump him. he'll start sobbing uncontrollably, and you'll go into labor and get a premature baby. but the babys going to fly out, and a hobo is going to catch the baby girl and name it Billy and raise it in his hobo-ly ways.
urdirtyolduncle 15
Sounds like a successful business transaction.
whybother8 0
I'd kick him in the nuts.
urdirtyolduncle 15
lick*
yukonmade 1
what a ********!!
F2M2L 5
clubbing baby seals is another one of that man's hobbies.
whiteboy7thst 2
maybe he's on his period?
pwincessa23 1
wtf??!!
ShokuMasterLord 0
I don't think you understand humor.
Bloodberry 0
BMS
arminium 0
it's a meriod, duh....
MiuDiorLouboutin 0
not funny 125
extradorkyloser 4
best response ever!
Mahomie123 0
130- I actually thought it was pretty funny.
ChelseaFan817 0
In america he would've gone to jail for that lol
kai_ngo 0
In America, we would've created a huge scene, and wasted tax dollars to put the douche on trial, rather than outright throwing him in jail like the good old days.
Rape_Laser 0
or cutting his ass off so he can never sit down again what a dick ****!
smileycyrus 0
kai_whatever. do you even pay taxes?
kandii_kidd 0
in America we let child murderers go free
supermankisses 1
^ win
Dodie__fml 2
Kai_ngo is Mexican/Asian/Not American, so don't listen to him
KaraShinee 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
129 you're ignorant no one should listen to you.
SpankyMcThrust 6
And then a mob would surround her house harassing her for her "frivolous lawsuit", because any time "lawsuit" is uttered ten people will yell at you for "ruining the economy", and being "selfish".
rocketeer_97 1
133- You're ignorant. No one should listen to you.
GuessWhatKids 13
5, in America people don't go to jail for murdering their children.
ILOLatmockdaweek 0
133 is there even a 129???
DrugsAreBadMmkay 0
You should of made a huge scene and make that guy feel bad.
avatar0810 15
businessman and crowded train are the keywords that keep that scene from taking place.
Dodie__fml 2
yea, just make him feel bad, he only tackled a lady with an almost fully developed fetus in her.
DrugsAreBadMmkay 0
True, true. Just add a kick him in the nuts in there.
Justine94_x 31
People these days...
wat11115 0
**** the british
wowlol727 0
f the idiots ^
Imgonnahaveabf 9
F**k the dumbass redneck who said f**k the british!
ILOLatmockdaweek 0
180 Britain is so much better than america. Clues in the name: Great Britain
alex6946 10
omg! he could have hurt your baby! you should have slapped him!
bryyxoo 0
Slapped him? **** that, I would've crushed his ******* nuts so he couldn't have any babies
bryyxoo 0
Slapped him? **** that, I would've crushed his ******* nuts so he couldn't have any babies
bryyxoo 0
Slapped him? **** that, I would've crushed his ******* nuts so he couldn't have any babies
bryyxoo 0
Slapped him? **** that, I would've crushed his ******* nuts so he couldn't have any babies
bryyxoo 0
Slapped him? **** that, I would've crushed his ******* nuts so he couldn't have any babies
himoonkey 8
why are all the replys the same?
hiflier1012 3
I like how as you scroll down the comments, the amount of likes get smaller :) well except the last one :p
mffp 9
should have used a condom.
tifa_14 0
what jackass would do that?! someone should've punched him in the gave for being such a bastard...(congratz on the baby tho:)
phatdaddy62 23
in the gave?
ArentICute 0
It means his dick.