Today, I decided to break up with my girlfriend. I sat her down and gave her the speech. She broke down in tears and said, “Why does every guy always abandon me? Why am I never good enough?” I felt so bad for her that I took back the breakup and we’re still together now. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up me with for being the "perfect boyfriend". Apparently I'm the best boyfriend she's ever had, and she didn't know how to take it. So she dumped me. FML
Today, my girlfriend had a complete breakdown. I was trying to calm her down and reassure her that she will accomplish all of her dreams. Her response: "Then why am I even with you?" FML
Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend at her request, because she "didn't have the heart to do it." Within twenty minutes I'd received four calls from mutual friends, including my best friend, telling me what a jerk I am. And one from my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. As everything was ending, I tried to save the relationship by telling her how much I cared about her. Her response? "Please stop. You're gonna make me feel bad." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me telling me I have problems communicating and that I didn't understand her. When I asked her why she didn't talk to me about this before she said "I didn't want to talk about it." FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
TwoBytesCarley 27
In a couple days, try again.
Vesi 30
I'm genuinely curious your reasons for breaking up. Did she do something? a Habit that annoys? Grew bored with her? She doesn't do something you want? I can't really say either without more info on the why's.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (5)
TwoBytesCarley 27
In a couple days, try again.
Lost Reggie 22
I hope things work out and you remain deserving of each other.
Vesi 30
I'm genuinely curious your reasons for breaking up. Did she do something? a Habit that annoys? Grew bored with her? She doesn't do something you want? I can't really say either without more info on the why's.
copalolita 17
Yeah we’re missing a ton of information to pass judgement. Also at the same time, it’s not fair to the other person to stay with them when you don’t love them anymore.
Brightside86 31
Probably just got a better offer. Sounds like high school, it's a very competitive stage of dating life.
Brightside86 31
Relationships are a funny thing. In the beginning they are your number one priority, and then ending them becomes the priority.
wrecklesswfire 3
classic manipulation