Today, my female room-mate decided to throw away my xbox, along with a few other possessions because they reminded her of her ex. Furiously, I asked her if "it was that time of the month again." Now I can't feel my balls, and miss my games. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend threw my X-box out the window, because I asked her how much she weighs. FML
Today, I woke up to my balls covered in Icy Hot, a big old "fuck you" note from my girlfriend, and my door slamming shut. I'm starting to get the distinct impression I shouldn't have made that off-hand remark last night about her PMSing, after she rage-quit a game of Mario Kart. FML
Today, my girlfriend destroyed my Xbox, because somewhere in her psycho brain she actually thought it would get me to pay more attention to her, even though I only play 3 hours on a Sunday. Joke's on her, I bought a new one, she’s back on the streets, and I play it a whole lot more now. FML
Today, I came home to find out my roommate sold my PS4, because, "You don't use it anymore." FML
Today, my roommate is being evicted. Since we had some very good memories together, I was sad to come home and see all of her stuff gone...and half of my stuff, too. FML
Today, I entered my bedroom, ready to play some COD on my xbox 360. Instead, I find a note where my xbox used to be. It read "You think you can cheat on me and get away with it? Fuck you. I smashed the hell out of your stupid xbox." It was signed by my girlfriend. I never cheated on her. FML
Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML
Today, my ex-roommate, who decided to move out when my other roommate and I told her we didn't want a giant dresser for her dogs' clothes and stuff in the dining room, took the door knob out of the door to her former bedroom and threw some of my things in the recycling bin. FML
Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home; she'd even taken the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML
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xMrAndyTranx 4
What a bitch and take her to court
brutal_banger 10
throw her shit out for being a bitchy roommate and make her buy u a new xbox
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Comments (257)
powersticks 16
Assault and desctruction of private property. You may be able to get her aggravted assualt instead of just assualt.
YouGotTold 0
ydi u r a wimp ok bye
BeeSkwaird 0
You don't have a penis, apparently.
SecsNoises 6
You sure told us, "YouGotTold". Can we just make it general consensus on this site that people who use chatspeak on this site aren't to be taken seriously. Please? I am your average label-whoring, lipgloss smacking girly girl and if you threw away MY xbox I'd do worse than a few "sexist" comments. Sucks for you, it's not just a few 100$ worth of stuff it's all your save data too. FYL.
lindee325 1
WTF? kill her.
growingupnextmon 3
lol
tyrob911 0
what are you waiting for? take her to court and get all your stuffs back. what's up with girls alway taking out there anger/emotional problems on video games nowadays? and she's not even your girl too. I say take her to judge Judy
Crittz 0
What a dumb selfish *****. Who the **** would do that?
chaos753159 4
@16 i would
Jimboom 12
Next time your room-mate leaves your room empty all her belongings into the trash. Or just slap that bitch silly! Otherwise you might as well throw your balls into the trash!
CallMeHush 1
It is bad enough to get a shot to the boys but to throw away your games? Rain hell fire down on that bitch.
chaos753159 4
what do you mean by hell fire
CallMeHush 1
Whatever it takes to make her go away. Forever.
bds0688 0
LOL Why are you online unsupervised if you don't know what that means?
DmF288 14
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
If you made sure she stayed in the kitchen, where she belongs, none of this would have happened. Still, FYL.
Invierno 10
Keep it up with your idiotic, chauvinistic comments! They amuse the hell out of us, and they'll spare any intelligent being from ever sparing you a second glance. Thanks for the warning!
DmF288 14
I'm a girl, too. I'm happy you're fired up, though! :)
rosiegrewup 0
Oh, please. Get a sense of humour!
dudeitsdanny 10
This is one woman i agree belongs in the kitchen. I dont even play Xbox, but she deserves to have her pleasure parts removed like they do in some middle eastern countries, and have then force fed.
iwadasn 33
Why do people always feed the trolls?
sarkasmos 0
isn't wednesday feed a troll day?
Rhien 0
Get a sense of humor, Winter. It was obvious as hell that she was joking.
rallychild 0
throwing away someones expensive belongings and kicking them in the balls is not my idea of a sense of humor.. it sounds more like a selfish incompetent bitch that should go back to junior high.. she needs to be taken to court
Cookiegirl222 0
Grow.Up.
oliviasmilez 0
I don't think that was funny at all.