Today, I put on the same jeans that I had left in a bundle in my bedroom the day before. A few hours later, my boxer shorts decided to make their spectacular reappearance trick at the bottom of my leg in the middle of one of my meetings. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML
Today, I returned home to my girlfriend after being away for 6 weeks of work. I decided to take a shower and change before having a nice dinner with her. Without looking I grabbed a random pair of jeans from my closet to put on. They were Levis. I don't own or wear any Levis. FML
Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was feeling good about it, until I realized that I'd forgotten my workout clothes and was wearing jeans. As I attempted to do squats in my tight jeans, I split them down the middle. FML
Today, I put on a new pair of jeans and went out. Halfway through my errands, I realized the long sticker with my size was still on the back. I walked around for quite a while advertising my embarrassing waist and leg measurements. FML
Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML
Today, I returned a friend's jacket after borrowing it. I made sure to wash it and keep it clean. When he went to put it on, a pair of my granny panties fell out of the sleeve. FML
Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear are missing. FML
Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML
Today, I ran out of clean underwear and uncovered the pile of lingerie in the back of the drawer, none of which had been worn in over a year. Thanks, laundry day, for reminding me of how single I am. FML
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Jenjen87 0
HAHAHA! omg i vividly remember this happening to me in elementary school... 5th grade (10+ years ago... traumatic)! I put on my jeans and yesterday's panties dropped from one of the legs. Suddenly there were mystery panties in the classroom ::gasp::!!!! I ewwwwwwwd along with everyone else.
pardonski 0
i don't know but "who the nut sack" makes me want to punch you for some reason
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Jenjen87 0
HAHAHA! omg i vividly remember this happening to me in elementary school... 5th grade (10+ years ago... traumatic)! I put on my jeans and yesterday's panties dropped from one of the legs. Suddenly there were mystery panties in the classroom ::gasp::!!!! I ewwwwwwwd along with everyone else.
SAF_fml 0
normal people put and take off pants and boxers separately.. and #18 is right who the nut sack wears jeans to a meeting?
pardonski 0
i don't know but "who the nut sack" makes me want to punch you for some reason
allie2590 31
20 - Such a STUPID comment, but "who the nut sack" literally made me laugh out loud.
whoamygosh29 0
the same thing happened to me! except it was a thong!! and i was at school with a room full of classmates. lol!
Glickstick 0
I truthfully don't understand how they got to the bottom of your leg? People are saying this happened to them too. I've never heard of this.
iceex56 0
there was another pair of boxers or whatever and they didn't realize they were stuck in their jeans until they fell out , like in the OP's situation, in the middle of a meeting ...
s_t_e_p_h 0
Why were you wearing jeans to a meeting? And if it was a meeting, why not clean pants?
crchara 3
I was wondering the same thing
mike7236 5
Maybe one or more of these reasons: 1. Jeans for Genes day 2. Casual Friday 3. Their business does not directly deal with clients or enforce any kind of business attire, so they wear "smart casual" like jeans etc. 4. For some reason they didn't have any business attire available that morning. And as for why they would wear their jeans twice in a row.. denim is a material that can be worn multiple times before it needs to be washed, twice in a row isn't so bad, provided they didn't get them very dirty the first time.
fsamslife92 8
I agree #4. I've never had any problems like this and I have no idea how underwear (which SHOULD be at the TOP of your pants) get to the bottom of your leg while under your pants.
Odiny147 0
#6 he took off his pants with the boxers and then put it on the next day not knowing that the boxers were in there!
LexyLithium 2
Yesterdays underwear still stuck in the old jeans. He had other underwear on. +facepalm+ wow some people shouldnt comment if they dont know wtf they are talking about.
MukyDaCookie 0
The underwear gets bunched up when you take your pants off and when you put them back on gets pushed down a leg hole and then pops out near the cuff at the best possible time
xMooMoox 0
To further explain #4 and 6 when you take off your pants you take off your underwear too. You leave them inside the pants and forget that they are in there. Then when you put them on they are inside of one of the leg holes and fall out the bottom at a horrible moment. I am terrified of this happening to me! I always shake my pants out!
pinkster2014 25
Easy solution: JUST TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF FIRST AND YOUR UNDERWEAR OFF SECOND! It's really not that hard... In fact, I thought everyone takes them off one at a time/separately, but clearly I'm wrong.
Boomi 39
Yeah, it sucks when that happens.
MattGil 0
duude same thing happened to me but at school.
RedneckWoman1990 0
I agree with #5. And how could you not tell that something was inhabiting your pants leg? Most people I know will at least shake their pants out before putting them on if they are rewearing them
fad1ngfast 0
#10 If you're always on the go, sometimes it's really difficult to think straight when picking out clothes.