Today, my father described my method of hiding porn on the computer as "extremely naive." I don't know what's worse, that he found my porn or that he's better at hiding his. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML
Today, my girlfriend found out that I secretly watch porn while she sleeps, but she seemed to be fine with it. That's until the next day, when she got on my Facebook account and publicly shared every porn page I visit. My father even commented, "Poor choice in porn, son". FML
Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML
Today, my dad awkwardly asked me how to selectively clear his browser history. Apparently, my mom discovered his browsing habits and tore him a new one for looking at "nothing but vile smut". FML
Today, I found my dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see what kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of my mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from my mind. FML
Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML
Today, my dad saw my cleared internet history and said, "You do know we can still track your history with your IP address, right?" I don’t ever look at porn or anything like that. I just don’t want other people knowing all my business all the time. FML
Today, I had to explain to my dad why it is important for him to clear the browsing history after watching sexual explicit material on the family computer. FML
Today, I overheard my grandpa telling my mom he'd found a load of porn in my laptop's browser history, but that he deleted all the "filth" so she wouldn't have to see it. She believed him and I got grounded, much to his amusement. I've never looked up porn on that computer in my life. FML
Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML
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Top comments
dolphincheddar 10
It's not hard to hide ****. And he's obviously a veteran
HolyHandGrenade 4
YDI for hiding your **** in the folder named "not ****".
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Comments (305)
Laterial 3
Like father, like son.
CattyPurry 0
your comment goes so well with your picture.
maffy4ever 8
I love you picture. LOL
KiddNYC1O 22
Get over yourself! =P
MXXD17 0
"son I'm afraid to tell you this, but your **** sucks"
ThorneCrossed 9
"here I'll show you some good stuff"
bettyc4 26
perv
jren207 24
Well that's it... your challenge is to find his ****!
Person1233 13
That can be the newest game for family game night! Next is Mom's stash...
penquin31410 0
agree
gabinel1 0
you gotta hide it in the folder :C program files - appdata (open with winzip)
random_name2 1
O.o How do you know where I have my **** hidden?
ZTD09 2
Put it on a 2GB file stick thingy. Now all you have to do is hide that. Or keep it with you.
NickAdenhart34 3
File stick thingy? A USB flash drive?.. Yes then hide it under your matress
zach205 24
I just make the folder only accessible if you type it's exact location on the comouter, no other way to get to it. so unless you know the hidden folder's name it's safe (well safe enough thay no one I know that would try to find it knows how to)
Souners 3
I remember when I had to hide magazines and DVDs from my parents. I wish I had the luxury of hiding computer files when I lived with them.
6tori6 5
now you need to find his, and delete all of it. who's extremley nieve now??
intothecrypt 3
Probably the person who can't spell naive.
jren207 24
Damn!, colonoscopy **** is all the rage is it?... now I'll be able to launch my new **** website!
MrDbagManSir 3
Just start jacking off in front of him. That'll show em!!!
macsterfun 3
Yep, I can totally see that helping...
fluffyrocka 0
Um sir, your picture seems to be of adolf hitler. There may be some problems in the future
laundryninja 1
gay
katieklein 0
Wow.