Today, I worked from home and, by coincidence, it was the day that my partner was going away for the weekend with some friends. When one of them picked her up, I noticed that the other friend's husband was going on the trip. So other husbands are invited… but not me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my wife and I both spent a weekend away separately with our close friends. However, we ran into each other, unplanned, at the airport. She was with her girls and I was with my girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out about my husband’s work Holiday party last night. I wasn’t invited because he told me they didn’t allow plus ones. That would be more believable if my friend who works at his same company hadn’t brought his wife there. FML
Today, I came to found out that every time my husband told me that he was on "a work trip", he was actually cheating on me with some other bitch. FML
Today, I ran into my husband and his mistress. He was picking her up at the airport. I was catching a flight to a conference with my boss. He had flowers for her, and his arm around her. My boss knows my husband as well. FML
Today, my wife got back from a "homesick" trip to NY State. She brought her boyfriend back with her. FML
Today, I received a text message from my wife, who had gone out for the evening with some girlfriends, saying, "I have to take a friend home, she's drunk! I'll be staying at his place. Call you in the morning." Umm… His? FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, I woke up early, showered, dressed, and made the 40 minute drive to work, only to discover when I arrived that today was my day off. When I got home my live in boyfriend was gone. I called and he told me he was at the beach, right near my work. FML
Today, I had the day off from work. I did all the chores hoping to free up time to spend with my husband tonight. When he came home, he looked around and decided that since there was no need for him to stick around and help clean, he'd head to the bar to watch the game with the guys. FML
Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML
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Top comments
poopface82 25
Sounds like the marriage is up shit creek. Either her friends don’t like you and are in her ear causing trouble or she’s hooking up with someone.
great_nate 26
Or it is a threesome.
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Comments (4)
poopface82 25
Sounds like the marriage is up shit creek. Either her friends don’t like you and are in her ear causing trouble or she’s hooking up with someone.
great_nate 26
Or it is a threesome.
Underscore_foo 5
Let’s not get in over our heads about it until you can both have a proper conversation when she returns. If you wanted to be part of that trip let her know that too.
anony_mouse 5
This is terrible advice. Some boundaries, like expecting common decency, don't require "a proper conversation." The only question left is whether OP accepts her behavior or not, not whether her behavior is acceptable.
garamo 4
May be because you are a partner not a husband!