Today, my father described my method of hiding porn on the computer as "extremely naive." I don't know what's worse, that he found my porn or that he's better at hiding his. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML
Today, my girlfriend found out that I secretly watch porn while she sleeps, but she seemed to be fine with it. That's until the next day, when she got on my Facebook account and publicly shared every porn page I visit. My father even commented, "Poor choice in porn, son". FML
Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML
Today, my dad awkwardly asked me how to selectively clear his browser history. Apparently, my mom discovered his browsing habits and tore him a new one for looking at "nothing but vile smut". FML
Today, I found my dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see what kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of my mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from my mind. FML
Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML
Today, my dad saw my cleared internet history and said, "You do know we can still track your history with your IP address, right?" I don’t ever look at porn or anything like that. I just don’t want other people knowing all my business all the time. FML
Today, I had to explain to my dad why it is important for him to clear the browsing history after watching sexual explicit material on the family computer. FML
Today, I overheard my grandpa telling my mom he'd found a load of porn in my laptop's browser history, but that he deleted all the "filth" so she wouldn't have to see it. She believed him and I got grounded, much to his amusement. I've never looked up porn on that computer in my life. FML
Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML
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Top comments
dolphincheddar 10
It's not hard to hide ****. And he's obviously a veteran
HolyHandGrenade 4
YDI for hiding your **** in the folder named "not ****".
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Comments (305)
lilmamiyankee67 5
lmao, practice makes perfect?
anakaren_831 1
just clear your history or save it in a flashdrive ;D
imcutefml 0
Ur experinced :D
NickAdenhart34 3
When you delete your history it's still trackable, but no one wants to take that time
Tristan6502 0
**** FLAPS
perdix 31
What's worse than both choices is that he's not sharing his stash with you. What you've got is probably a few grainy photos of girls showing a bit of cleavage and their ankles, but he's got 3-D HD video where you can see the arcing ropes of **** flying right at you!
scrapmetal58 9
You had me at 3D.
p3t3rrrn 0
Same here, man, same here
macsterfun 3
Yes it is. I have quite a fetish for colonoscopies. Speaking of which, Boners, if you happened to have a real copy of your grandmas colonoscopy, could you quite possibly forward it to me? Just so I could um...er...double check...that...uh.. everything checks out?
tj4234 36
my friend hides his **** this way. 1) create a heap of folders with names like 1, 2, 3, 4... 2) repeat the above step but inside each of the original folders 3) then do the same again inside each of the new folders 4) then hide your **** inside one of the folders 5) remember which folder the **** is in. that's how he did it on the shared computers. I thought it was pretty clever :L.
HomeAl0ne 20
You don't need to remember which one it is in, just search the drive for *.jpg and *.avi and *.mpg files.
justanotherbird 19
That doesn't sound like it would be hard to find. You just open all of the folders. A curious/searching person could find it easily and creating so many folders, what a waste of time when you have flash drives.
jren207 24
6) Get an RSI.
tj4234 36
yeah you're right. But on the shared computer the search function was disabled so anyone who wasn't an administrator would have to look through all the folders which took a lot of time. It was a deterrent I guess.
Steven696 6
Make hundreds of the folders via copy / paste and remember the file locations so you can jump to it afterwards
aPieceOfFruit 16
Hiding it is one thng , if you simply lock the folder no harm no foul.
TheDoctor10 28
It'd take a while to search all the way through, so good idea.
cashben00 2
Watch on itouch bro.
Kayl_reb5 0
For real! Thats what I do
_cassandra__fml 4
Troll dad is probably testing you and will be watching when you attempt to hide it better, thereby finding out the new hiding place.
briannac1 0
Nobody finds minee. (:
narutouzumakiii 0
umm u watch **** reply to this if ur a girl that waches **** i expect like non
ThaBeasty01 5
that's horrible !