Today, my husband and I, as well as our two oldest kids, have dark hair. Our youngest came out with very blonde hair, like my older brother's. My husband insists on calling the baby our little “golden-haired Lannister”, no matter how many times I’ve asked him to stop. He thinks it’s hilarious. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my wife and I both have blond hair and blue eyes, we just had a red headed son. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 5 years almost broke up with me. Why? Our one month old's hair is growing in blonde, and we both have dark hair. Did I cheat? No. I had blonde hair as a child until I was 4... As did everyone else born in my family. I guess this factor doesn't count when you're paranoid. FML
Today, I found a very light blonde long hair on my marital bed's pillow. I confronted my husband about it and after hours of arguments and me throwing his stuff out of the house, I found another. Attached to my head. My husband isn't having an affair, I'm just going grey. FML
Today, I’ve been dying my hair an auburn color for years. It looks so natural and get complimented often. Before I can even say thank you, my daughter or partner blurts out, “It's not real” or “It’s fake”. Everyone laughs and it’s a little less awkward, I guess… FML
Today, I recently gave birth to my daughter, and my husband and I both have dark hair and bushy eyebrows. We never thought it was a problem until our daughter was born with a dark, bushy unibrow. Now I'm too nervous to take pictures of her 'cause our family and friends laugh every time they see her. FML
Today, my son was finally born. He was the perfect weight, as healthy as can be, and has his father’s dark, chocolate complexion. At least I’m guessing so, since both my wife and I are white. FML
Today, I took my daughter to get the expensive pixie cut she’s been "dying" for. As soon as we got home, my husband burst into hysterical laughter and pointed out that she looks exactly like he did in high school. Now she’s sobbing and begging for either a wig or even more expensive extensions. FML
Today, I finally found out why my wife always told me to never visit her at work. You see, my wife and I are dark haired with blue/brown eyes and our daughter is blonde with very striking emerald green eyes. You know who else is blonde with striking emerald eyes? My wife’s boss. FML
Today, I got my long hair cut in a short pixie cut. When my five year old daughter saw me she laughed and proclaimed 'You look just like a man!'. That afternoon I got a concerned call from the school. My daughter has told everyone 'mummy has gone away, I now have two daddies!' FML
Today, I was shocked to notice that my hair has started growing out entirely silver, supposedly due to pregnancy. I'm 19. Apparently, according to my aunt, "It runs in the family." FML
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RichardPencil 32
If I knew anything about Game of Thrones, it's possible that this could be hilarious. At least he is not accusing you of cheating with a blondie. Or incest.
JasonThorn 23
The trollish Pencil has a point. "Golden-haired Lannister" = "Incest Baby."
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RichardPencil 32
If I knew anything about Game of Thrones, it's possible that this could be hilarious. At least he is not accusing you of cheating with a blondie. Or incest.
JasonThorn 23
The trollish Pencil has a point. "Golden-haired Lannister" = "Incest Baby."
Anderling 33
In the first book of the series, you’ve got King Robert Baratheon, with black hair, married to Queen Cercei Baratheon née Lannister, who’s got blond hair. Their children all have the Lannister blond hair, and a major reveal near the end of the book is that in all recorded marriages between a Baratheon and a Lannister, the kids had the Baratheon black hair, leading to the reveal that Cercei’s kids are not Robert’s but the result of her incestuous relationship with her twin brother.
RichardPencil 32
Hahahahahahahahaha! Stop! You're killing me! This is hilarious! Hahahahahahahahaha!
mattiagardin 15
It is
Crowned Sataness 12
it is hilarious. get a sense of humor
justwanttobesocial...butalsonot 9
This is awful and gross.... but I also cackled (sorry 😅)
cacheson 42
If it makes you feel any better, the kid’s hair is likely to darken over time and will not be “golden-haired” forever.