Today, my family and I went over to our new neighbors' house, to sing a carol and say hello. The only response we got was a door slammed in our faces. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a group of carolers was coming up my street, so I went out in the cold to wait for them. When they finally arrived, I waved and greeted them. They huddled up discussing something while pointing at me, then skipped my house. FML
Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML
Today, my new neighbors moved in across the street. Also today, they began to park at the end of my driveway. Not used to a car being there, I backed out and promptly hit it. Welcome to the neighborhood. FML
Today, I went over to my friend's house. Her 5 year-old son answered the door and when he saw me said, "Oh great, it's YOU!" and slammed the door in my face. FML
Today, I went caroling with some family friends. We got pelted with oranges. FML
Today, some new people moved into the house next door to mine. The previous occupants were very loud and obnoxious day in and day out, so I was looking forward to some sanity. When I went outside, I noticed they'd parked their cars on my lawn. FML
Today, I was singing while unloading my dishwasher. I heard a knock on the door and went to answer it only to find the police telling me they received noise complaints from my neighbors. I live next-door to my parents. FML
Today, my new neighbours came over to introduce themselves. I opened the door to see my ex-husband, with a horrified look on his face, and his girlfriend. FML
Today, I moved into my new house. I went over to my neighbors' house to introduce myself. As they opened the door I saw a telescope pointed at my house. FML
Today, I went to a nursing home to sing Christmas carols to the elderly. They threw their bananas at me. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
ronton 4
Well caroling is pretty annoying! Maybe they didn't like your harmonies.
every1luvsboners 11
No one wants to hear you sing, but they'll listen if you give them a couple beers and a pizza.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (243)
joewaka89 0
Selling that Jesus talk by caroling. Crazy hippies
burro_fml 6
YDI for being you.
Bad92LX 1
I thought caroling died in the 80s. People still do this?
littlepardo 1
We wish you a merry christmas *SLAM!*
G_thelegend 0
NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR CHRISTMAS CAROLS. the sooner you learn this the better.
FriendlyOtaku 10
Yeah OP, these days Christmas Carols aren't to popular, but at least your still in the Christmas spirit =D
hateevryone 15
sorry but people just don't like that. it's irritating
majorasshole 4
They're not all Christians, you know.
Rhcjdjmx 0
I hate carolers
buddyguyfriend 1
Really? U thought it be a gd idea to greet someone with a Christmas song? Pretty sweet