Anonymous
United States
Today, I went caroling with some family friends. We got pelted with oranges. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
robincakes94
United States
Today, I went to a nursing home to sing Christmas carols to the elderly. They threw their bananas at me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, a group of carolers was coming up my street, so I went out in the cold to wait for them. When they finally arrived, I waved and greeted them. They huddled up discussing something while pointing at me, then skipped my house. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my family and I went over to our new neighbors' house, to sing a carol and say hello. The only response we got was a door slammed in our faces. FML
Brave boy
United States
Pure cinema
Today, I took my grandmother shopping and insisted on carrying everything myself. Halfway across the parking lot, one bag ripped open and 6 oranges rolled in different directions. Watching 3 strangers chase fruit while my grandmother laughed harder than I've ever seen was somehow both wholesome and humiliating. FML
Orangehead
United States
Today, I went shopping with some friends. We were tired from walking around the mall all night, so we decided to sit and relax at a table. I was about to close my eyes when I got smacked on the forehead by an orange falling from the second floor of the mall. FML
Natalie
United States
Today, I was out enjoying my daily jog, when out of nowhere, a group of kids in a passing car pelted me with ketchup-filled water balloons. FML
bursteardrums
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
MORE! MORE!
Today, I introduced my parrot to oranges. Now she makes a high pitched scream if I don't give her any, and I've just run out of oranges. FML
onehitwonder
Balls
Today, it snowed a lot and my friends and I went outside for a walk. Someone drove by and threw a snowball at me, hitting me square in the face. Surprised, I side-stepped only to end up losing balance and roll down a hill into a ditch full of prickly bushes. FML
AzNFoo
United States
Today, my friends and me had a little water balloon fight and somehow it led to throwing water balloons at cars. We all decided to hit a car all at once, after one came by we all hit it. The car stopped and started flashing bright blue lights. We ended up hitting an off-duty police car. FML
Anonymous
Maryville, United States
Today, I got hit by a stray cantaloupe. That's not a typo. I hate my neighbors' kids with a burning passion. FML
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syki 22
Orange you glad they weren't rotten tomatoes?
StoryOfTheYear 15
I always thought caroling was a bit fruity.
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syki 22
Orange you glad they weren't rotten tomatoes?
Llama_Face89 34
Oranges are more solid than rotten tomatoes...
Viciousstorms 7
24 - ... it was a corny joke. I thumbed up #1 for that
AyeTee77 18
I would have caught them with my mouth and ate them and been like "what now bitches?"
thisisafunnyname 12
gotta get your vitamin c!
P_to_the_AM 9
Oranges are way harder than tomatoes, so I guess it hurts more to be atttacked with oranges than it would be to be attacked with rotten tomatoes. But on the other hand, OP... Free oranges! Yeaa! Merry Christmas!
imaginaryvoice 18
????
imaginaryvoice 18
That failed... It was supposed to be an orange. :(
holybuckets 0
Are you kidding me? Cranberries would have been so much more festive!
JurassicHole 5
"Deck the carolers with tons of oranges, Falalalala-la."
farhil 14
My last name is Carroll... You have no idea how many people have asked me if I like caroling. I don't.
rahavan 15
1 I would rather have tomatoes as I am allergic to Oranges. But yes OP keep caroling you'll make some1 happy some where.
tatababe 1
I don't blame then I would have thrown a Christmas tree
shyanneMR 0
Lol
bamagrl410 31
I would much rather smell like oranges than rotten anything. On a side note this made me think of the YouTube video Extreme Caroling.
dompa2015 0
Gey
Llama_Face89 34
26- ahhh didnt see that.
SixxAM_fml 9
Vie de merde.
badass243 6
annoying oranges...
ikickgingers 15
Kevin smith, ftw
Enslaved 38
To me, "Lady Pasta" was the only funny clip from that Annoying Orange guy on YouTube.(:
smileeee_fml 0
Haha I love the annoying orange
mnmolino 14
Jersey Shore Cast....
StoryOfTheYear 15
I always thought caroling was a bit fruity.
emvictoria 9
To bad if u allergic to oranges
emvictoria 9
Yummy But na FYL op, that sucks
pittpsu75 0
It could have been yellow snowballs.
thisisafunnyname 12
Hey! I'm asian you racist!
meladuh 16
How is yellow snowballs racist? He was onli describing the orange.
thebaibai26 12
It's not racist. Yellow snowballs are snowballs that have been peed on.
deviable 9
I think they were trying to make a joke.
omgcookeys 15
59, it wasn't racist like, at all. Just because someone says "yellow" it doesn't mean they're talking about Asians?!??!
mrbattleman 10
could be worse, apples hurt more than oranges
saIty 17
My friend says that onions are the only food that makes him cry. .... I threw a watermelon at his face.
smurfsarwales 9
Will the 9gag army never stop? Even FML is being taken over.
Alexunited1212 2
...and rocks hurt more than apples.
I_EAT_KITTENS_FO 5
return fire!!!
Hyperion11 2
You were most likely very off key. But hey look on the bright side, you got free oranges!
margapp 3
maybe u guys sounded like dying cats!