Today, my family and I went over to our new neighbors' house, to sing a carol and say hello. The only response we got was a door slammed in our faces. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a group of carolers was coming up my street, so I went out in the cold to wait for them. When they finally arrived, I waved and greeted them. They huddled up discussing something while pointing at me, then skipped my house. FML
Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML
Today, my new neighbors moved in across the street. Also today, they began to park at the end of my driveway. Not used to a car being there, I backed out and promptly hit it. Welcome to the neighborhood. FML
Today, I went over to my friend's house. Her 5 year-old son answered the door and when he saw me said, "Oh great, it's YOU!" and slammed the door in my face. FML
Today, I went caroling with some family friends. We got pelted with oranges. FML
Today, some new people moved into the house next door to mine. The previous occupants were very loud and obnoxious day in and day out, so I was looking forward to some sanity. When I went outside, I noticed they'd parked their cars on my lawn. FML
Today, I was singing while unloading my dishwasher. I heard a knock on the door and went to answer it only to find the police telling me they received noise complaints from my neighbors. I live next-door to my parents. FML
Today, my new neighbours came over to introduce themselves. I opened the door to see my ex-husband, with a horrified look on his face, and his girlfriend. FML
Today, I moved into my new house. I went over to my neighbors' house to introduce myself. As they opened the door I saw a telescope pointed at my house. FML
Today, I went to a nursing home to sing Christmas carols to the elderly. They threw their bananas at me. FML
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Top comments
ronton 4
Well caroling is pretty annoying! Maybe they didn't like your harmonies.
every1luvsboners 11
No one wants to hear you sing, but they'll listen if you give them a couple beers and a pizza.
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Comments (243)
russfml 31
Yea no offense but Xmas carolers are annoying right next to preachers, mind you not nearly as bad lol.
Cookiegirl222 0
At least you didn't get oranges thrown at you
winterforever97 30
Most people hate carolers so I can see the reason why they did that. It's cool that you guys were trying to be nice though but YDI. :/
HunterAlpha1 8
sorry to hear it OP. the other day my sister and i went to a retirement home to do caroling. the people there were much more friendly and grateful than most people.
kodiakalaska 0
you guys are retarded all theyre trying to do is be nice to a few people
Dishwad 0
I used to be a caroler like you, then I took an door to the face Haha sorry, couldn't resist
neongurl98 10
I'm sorry I don't enjoy Christmas carolers either but I wouldn't slam the door in your face!
nonamericandolla 6
She's a Jew!
TheEpicPies 15
That damn neighbor.
snafu63 0
that may be the stupidest way to introduce yourself ever.