Today, my family and I went over to our new neighbors' house, to sing a carol and say hello. The only response we got was a door slammed in our faces. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a group of carolers was coming up my street, so I went out in the cold to wait for them. When they finally arrived, I waved and greeted them. They huddled up discussing something while pointing at me, then skipped my house. FML
Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML
Today, my new neighbors moved in across the street. Also today, they began to park at the end of my driveway. Not used to a car being there, I backed out and promptly hit it. Welcome to the neighborhood. FML
Today, I went over to my friend's house. Her 5 year-old son answered the door and when he saw me said, "Oh great, it's YOU!" and slammed the door in my face. FML
Today, I went caroling with some family friends. We got pelted with oranges. FML
Today, some new people moved into the house next door to mine. The previous occupants were very loud and obnoxious day in and day out, so I was looking forward to some sanity. When I went outside, I noticed they'd parked their cars on my lawn. FML
Today, I was singing while unloading my dishwasher. I heard a knock on the door and went to answer it only to find the police telling me they received noise complaints from my neighbors. I live next-door to my parents. FML
Today, my new neighbours came over to introduce themselves. I opened the door to see my ex-husband, with a horrified look on his face, and his girlfriend. FML
Today, I moved into my new house. I went over to my neighbors' house to introduce myself. As they opened the door I saw a telescope pointed at my house. FML
Today, I went to a nursing home to sing Christmas carols to the elderly. They threw their bananas at me. FML
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Top comments
ronton 4
Well caroling is pretty annoying! Maybe they didn't like your harmonies.
every1luvsboners 11
No one wants to hear you sing, but they'll listen if you give them a couple beers and a pizza.
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Comments (243)
gingerftw 0
We wish you a mer- *slams door*
MikeMikeTheAzn 3
Worst FML. but when the kangaroo guides the horny bat, FYL
mad4fingers 9
Maybe they thought you were Jehovah witness's!!?
golong77 0
Why the f**k does FML put dips**t like this but they won't put up my comedy gold
vitadiva 0
Lmbo
asherm 15
Maybe they're Jewish? But that was nice of you to welcome them to neighborhood. Too bad people are so unappreciative these days.
bizarre_ftw 22
And the people who like carolers are normally not people you want to associate with. The only reason to go caroling is trolling
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Why are so many people saying OP deserves this? All they did was try to be good neighbors and their efforts were rudely crushed. There really is no respect in this world anymore...
ewputthataway 0
At least they didn't pelt you with oranges.
Okayitwasme 0
Ya, I would never sing christian songs to people I don't know! Think about it. That's crossing a line. To some that's down right pushy! Might as well be a JW with a bible in hand. Eh Bring over a pizza or some back bacon and a 2/4 beer and you have a friendly neighbor.eh
THE_A_TEEN 28
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Okayitwasme 0
Baaahaa! 2) Y =) I'm coming to you house, to sing neighbor....... Ha! ...... If I brought a gift instead it would be better right? Happy holidays:>