Today, I went on a blind date. The first words that came out of his mouth were, "Rape isn't that bad if you think about it." FML
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greeneyebeauty9 28
That's when you run like hell.
Kqzza 13
Say "Murder isn't bad if you don't like the person."
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greeneyebeauty9 28
That's when you run like hell.
kay12800 4
He could have at least said hello first
Kqzza 13
Say "Murder isn't bad if you don't like the person."
RichardPencil 32
Whoa! I usually start off with some idle small-talk about the weather or traffic before I start joking about rape. Luckily, my dates usually end before entrees are ordered, so I save a fortune!
Soninuva 41
Somehow, this doesn't surprise me, especially if you talk the same way you tend to comment.
hpandher 16
Some says Hii, some says bonjour and some says that...
tin_cup 27
Your response-a kick in the nuts isn't as bad as you think
wanted_2_want 40
Try something like the next time OP: "Good to know. My 250Lb martial arts dad can rape anyone messing up with his baby daughter." And walk out like a champ.
J352SAURUS 30
It says OP is male, but who knows with FML anymore.
Danne696 14
I'm honestly astounded as to how anyone can ever think that's a good thing to say. What kind of worldview does that person have to say that on the first date? Interesting from a scientific perspective, horrifying from a personal perspective.
Stephan.Mor 2
I imagine it would be a good thing to say for when you want to get out of a blind date as quickly as possible
Cynical_1 26
What kind of world view does that person have to ever say that at all... like ever?
crudeandrudeguy 29
When he's getting ass raped in prison see if he feels the same...
LyricaSilvan 30
I sincerely hope you left, immediately. Anyone who would be willing to say something like that out loud is someone to get (and stay) the hell away from.