Today, my family and I went over to our new neighbors' house, to sing a carol and say hello. The only response we got was a door slammed in our faces. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a group of carolers was coming up my street, so I went out in the cold to wait for them. When they finally arrived, I waved and greeted them. They huddled up discussing something while pointing at me, then skipped my house. FML
Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML
Today, my new neighbors moved in across the street. Also today, they began to park at the end of my driveway. Not used to a car being there, I backed out and promptly hit it. Welcome to the neighborhood. FML
Today, I went over to my friend's house. Her 5 year-old son answered the door and when he saw me said, "Oh great, it's YOU!" and slammed the door in my face. FML
Today, I went caroling with some family friends. We got pelted with oranges. FML
Today, some new people moved into the house next door to mine. The previous occupants were very loud and obnoxious day in and day out, so I was looking forward to some sanity. When I went outside, I noticed they'd parked their cars on my lawn. FML
Today, I was singing while unloading my dishwasher. I heard a knock on the door and went to answer it only to find the police telling me they received noise complaints from my neighbors. I live next-door to my parents. FML
Today, my new neighbours came over to introduce themselves. I opened the door to see my ex-husband, with a horrified look on his face, and his girlfriend. FML
Today, I moved into my new house. I went over to my neighbors' house to introduce myself. As they opened the door I saw a telescope pointed at my house. FML
Today, I went to a nursing home to sing Christmas carols to the elderly. They threw their bananas at me. FML
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Top comments
ronton 4
Well caroling is pretty annoying! Maybe they didn't like your harmonies.
every1luvsboners 11
No one wants to hear you sing, but they'll listen if you give them a couple beers and a pizza.
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Comments (243)
onlyoncamera 0
U DESERVE IT!!
THE_A_TEEN 28
NO ONE LIKES CAPS LOCK TYPERS. IT'S TEXT FOR YELLING!!!!
SkylerBl 0
Maybe you should bake some cookies for them instead next time
Im_Mousey 1
Why on earth would you go caroling to new neighbors? You're supposed to make good impressions on the neighbors to begin with. Piss them off with your singing later. Jesus.
JayBee14 0
No offense, but caroling can be really annoying
lsd_25 8
the world doesnt need assholes like you caroling around town. good thing they didnt punch you
hellonyancat 6
I don't really understand the whole carolling thing. I wouldn't know what to do if some strangers came round to sing at me. Awkward. Slamming the door on people is still rude though.
AllyyK 9
Yea well, if you came to my house and started to sing carols on my porch I'd slam the door in your face too :) YDI
sjhill 32
Merry Christmas! I would've let you sing a song then any more than that...forget it...
lolsppl 3
Trust me DONT carol. You could get hurt!
YagerMiester95 8
Sounds like someone's a Jew.