Today, my family and I went over to our new neighbors' house, to sing a carol and say hello. The only response we got was a door slammed in our faces. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a group of carolers was coming up my street, so I went out in the cold to wait for them. When they finally arrived, I waved and greeted them. They huddled up discussing something while pointing at me, then skipped my house. FML
Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML
Today, my new neighbors moved in across the street. Also today, they began to park at the end of my driveway. Not used to a car being there, I backed out and promptly hit it. Welcome to the neighborhood. FML
Today, I went over to my friend's house. Her 5 year-old son answered the door and when he saw me said, "Oh great, it's YOU!" and slammed the door in my face. FML
Today, I went caroling with some family friends. We got pelted with oranges. FML
Today, some new people moved into the house next door to mine. The previous occupants were very loud and obnoxious day in and day out, so I was looking forward to some sanity. When I went outside, I noticed they'd parked their cars on my lawn. FML
Today, I was singing while unloading my dishwasher. I heard a knock on the door and went to answer it only to find the police telling me they received noise complaints from my neighbors. I live next-door to my parents. FML
Today, my new neighbours came over to introduce themselves. I opened the door to see my ex-husband, with a horrified look on his face, and his girlfriend. FML
Today, I moved into my new house. I went over to my neighbors' house to introduce myself. As they opened the door I saw a telescope pointed at my house. FML
Today, I went to a nursing home to sing Christmas carols to the elderly. They threw their bananas at me. FML
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Top comments
ronton 4
Well caroling is pretty annoying! Maybe they didn't like your harmonies.
every1luvsboners 11
No one wants to hear you sing, but they'll listen if you give them a couple beers and a pizza.
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Comments (243)
nvo 6
Maybe they are not Christian? If you sang first, rather than introducing yourselves, they could have been easily offended. Or just annoyed.
marilyn2012 0
Lol that's terrible so freaking rude
dottersvea 5
lol. you're sounding like Ned Flanders in The Simpsons, OP. Please leave the creepy-neighbour-stuff to him in the future. best regards /I would slam the door in your face too
bananahannah60 0
how do they deserve this? just being friendly..
FreezeeMonsta 19
i said YDI just because of the fact that I hate carolers..
drmountaindeww 0
And I thought that was just a stereotypical movie... Oh well, must not celebrate Christmas.
dansco 25
I fcuking hate carollers! Glad you enjoy Christmas but some of us don't!
alfred07 18
Seeing as they didn't physically hurt you their action was justified
monamonkey 4
Not everyone is Christian or celebrates Christmas (myself included), but they could have kindly explained that to you rather than behaving so rudely at your well-intentioned gesture.
user12345678901 0
Welcome to the burbs
spfriedkin 6
So you are that annoying family. I would have done the same thing as your neighbors. Not everybody is Christian/Catholic