Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. She wants to try dating women. This is the second time this has happened to me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend twice. Apparently, the first time she thought I was kidding. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML
Today my girlfriend of three years broke up with me. Why? She wasn’t sure about the relationship anymore. She seemed pretty sure though, seeing she was on Tinder less than two hours after, thanks to the three different friends who all called me about it. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me. My 3 best friends, who I've known since I was born, supported me by asking for her number, and now all are trying to date her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. It was our anniversary just 3 nights ago, and she said she was sorry for leading me on. She still hasn’t told me why. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. Over text. While I was on vacation visiting my old grandparents. FML
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jes12NV 0
wow . you're doing something wrong lol
DefineAlrep 9
At least she didn't cheat on you. No?
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Comments (79)
jes12NV 0
wow . you're doing something wrong lol
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
his creating more lesbians for the **** industry! how is this wrong? thank you op!
allmidnighteyes 11
...because everyone who likes the same sex does ****. Impeccable logic.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
#17 hey look it's jackie chan!!
PlastikSeraph 2
I MAKE THE STRAIGHT GIRLS TURN GAY!
TheDrifter 24
I have the same problem op. But is it because I'm that bad or that good?
bh0p 0
no 64 cause then gay guys will turn straight......what do you make bi's go to OP?.......animals? O.o
OrginalOwen 0
he makes good girls go lesbian!
jes12NV 0
hahaha Jared Padalecki FTW
ICabooseI 0
because being with you made her feel like"if I'm going to be with a woman, I might as well be with one that looks like a woman."
InnDepth 0
I wish there was a like button so I can give u one caboose OT ; go date a guy
InDenial 6
There is a like button? Oh and it's OP, not OT :)
77taylah33 0
what is OT 7?? thought it was OP
Occums_Razor 0
I think it might be "On Topic"
tboudre 0
you should help her "ease into it" by doing a 3-way with her & her hot bi-friend.
DefineAlrep 9
At least she didn't cheat on you. No?
spade1997 0
your so bad it make woman like woman
ICabooseI 0
DERP
exotramp 5
lol. agree.
insertcutename 3
I say get a sex change. If the women you date afterwards still break up with you, then YDI.
C6Racer 0
Orgasmitron will change her mind!
desigirl2010 0
oooo from yesterday!
Clumsyblonde22 12
You're the last stop before beavertown
mountneer 0
^very nice.
maphineRAWRS 10
ops a switcherrrrr ;) I'd be seriously worried if I was you. just saying :)
pvthill 0
15 u really need to clean that shit out from in front the mirror... it caught my attention b4 ur body did
maphineRAWRS 10
haha it was a few months ago, it's gone now, no need to worry ;)
cornix 0
You are probably gay as I didn't see any stuff in front of the mirror. Only noticed a gorgeous body.
maphineRAWRS 10
hehe thanks :)
pvthill 0
eat more pussy