anonymous
Today, my doctor told me I should consider a breast reduction. I'm a man. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I realized that the only part of my body that has had a reduction in size from changing my diet and working out isn't my stomach or my thighs but my already undersized breasts. FML
Leashaness
United States
Today, my doctor informed me that the pea-sized bump under my arm is a "third breast." That's not what I meant every time I said I wanted more tits. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML
Anonymous
Gender bending
Today, my doctor told me to take off my pants so she could do a checkup. When I took them off, she gasped. When I asked what was wrong, she said she was expecting something else. She thought I was a dude. FML
Jessica
Romania
Today, at 21 years of age, my doctor confirmed that I am, indeed, going bald. It wouldn't be such a bad thing, even expected, if I wasn't a woman. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that I have testicular cancer for the second time in two years, and they may end up removing my last testicle. Knowing full well I was also born with an extra rib, the doctor at the consultation joked, "Hey, you'll be three quarters of the way to being a woman." FML
tinygirl
Today, it's official, we measured. My boyfriend's manboobs are bigger than my breasts. FML
ALittleLighter
Deez Nuts
Today, I finally lost some weight. Unfortunately, that's only because I had a testicle removed due to cancer. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went to my gyn to see what a painful lump is under my armpit. Turns out it's breast tissue, and yes, it will fill up with milk when I'm pregnant. I essentially have three boobs. FML
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PSQ91 6
Moobs!
runtodarkness 0
some under-privileged girl could use those!
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Comments (163)
EvilLilCupcake 10
you should give them to some under developed teenage girl instead of hogging them all to yourself!!
geeksaresexy 18
I sort of doubt the Dr would suggest a reduction if he's just fat because all of him needs reducing.. I would've thought a gastric bypass would be more likely if that were the case. Totally sucks if it's gynecomastia though, even if you get them reduced they might grow back again.
teague95 16
Moobs FTW!!!
laurbear12 3
late bus
sandmancometh 3
Cardio a minimum of 1 hour a day for 3 months. Don't skip any days, stop drinking pop. Man boobs gone! Problem solved. Or do you like wearing a bra???
fox333 0
I do :D jk :p
WompWompWomp123 7
well that sounds like a 'titty situation'. hiiiiiii - yoooooo!!! no? ok.
Krista835 5
Wow if this is due to OP being obese then it's sad to let yourself get to that point, if it's a medical condition then it still sucks, but then I wouldn't say YDI
saint556 4
man ****!
ryrywakaka 0
I got it from mama I got it from my mama
newzealandkiwi 0
sorry to be you.
sweetonsno 1
That's a bummer, but see if there are alternatives... that surgery can't be fun and the recovery is said to be quite unpleasant. Diet and exercise? Hormones, if it's an imbalance?