Today, at 21 years of age, my doctor confirmed that I am, indeed, going bald. It wouldn't be such a bad thing, even expected, if I wasn't a woman. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML
Today, as a 17-year-old, after having gone to the doctor to about some unusual hair loss, it turns out I simply have crappy genetics, and should expect to be fully bald within a year. FML
Today, I had to accept the fact that I'm going bald, after I noticed the hair on my chest is longer than the hair on my head. FML
This woman's work
Today, I looked at pictures of myself from 20 years ago when I was a teenager and realized I have only about a quarter of my hair left. I'm a woman. FML
Today, while looking through a stack of possible pictures for Facebook, I found one I really liked, until I noticed that I have recently developed a bald patch. Problem? I am a 22 year old woman. FML
Hairline King
Today, someone told me I have male pattern baldness; they thought so because I apparently have a "receding hairline." It's always been this way, I checked my pictures from the time I shaved my head when I was 16. FML
Shedding
Today, I found out, after having my third and last child, that I'm balding. I'm only 23 and quite frankly It's very much noticeable. How did I find out? My four-year-old daughter pointed it out to me, saying, "Mommy, why you shed like the dog?" FML
Today, at almost 26 years old, my beard is finally coming in. Too bad it, like the hair on my head, is 50% grey already. FML
Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML
Today, I had an elderly woman come up to me and tell me how well I pull off the look of being bald. She said that most women can't look attractive without hair. Then she asked me if I had cancer. I had to explain to her that I am, in fact, a man, and I shave my head because I'm a swimmer. FML
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jess6blondie9 3
Awww. Bald is beautiful :)
jess6blondie9 3
Actually, I do think bald people are beautiful. You may not have the same opinion as me, but I wouldn't post something if I didn't mean it. I personally don't want to go bald, because I like my hair. But if I did, I'd embrace it.
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puggle12345 0
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Quasar55_fml 18
What a constructive and relevant comment. Stupid.
JennaMason 6
I like you. you have potential.
jess6blondie9 3
Awww. Bald is beautiful :)
TayonaC 10
now don't lie to OP you know it doesn't look good on majority of girls some an pull it off though :p would you say that if you were going bald? I think not
jess6blondie9 3
Actually, I do think bald people are beautiful. You may not have the same opinion as me, but I wouldn't post something if I didn't mean it. I personally don't want to go bald, because I like my hair. But if I did, I'd embrace it.
TayonaC 10
that's why I said SOME can pull it off. and you know you wouldn't immediately "embrace" you being bald. it's like "oh my hairs falling out! hey this looks good though!" noo
jess6blondie9 3
Actually, you don't know me. I would embrace it. I wouldn't be totally happy that my hairs falling out, but it's the way it is, so accept it. Stop looking on the negative side, gosh.
TayonaC 10
I know what she's trying to say :) still I don't really think she would embrace it I do think she would get a wig though
jess6blondie9 3
Don't assume things when you don't know me, Kay(: Just because you might cry over your hair falling out, doesn't mean that everyone else is the same way. I wouldn't get a wig. I'd let my baldness shine. (:
jess6blondie9 3
Thanks :D
TayonaC 10
lol k whatever you say
sweetcheeksjvl 0
Bald is beautiful,on a man sweetie.
jess6blondie9 3
I think bald is beautiful on women too, not just men. It's unique, I like that. Instead of them being like everyone else, with long hair, short hair, blonde, brown, brunette, etc. They're making their own trend. I give women props for being bald.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Jess, only you could pull off being bald.(;
jess6blondie9 3
Haha, well thank you. (:
lionheart822 13
wow is this comment thread gonna go on an endless loop or something?? wow it seriously looks like you guys are circling, don't mean to be a bummer but it's the truth. but I think Lady Gaga could pull it off better than Jess =P no offense Jess ;D
jess6blondie9 3
Haha, no offense taken(: Lady Gaga can pull off everything!
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
I think Jess is Brittany Spere's #1 fan! :D
tkdgold03 5
hahahaha. sweettt
lionheart822 13
and how do you figure? do you know her in real life? do you know what kind of music she likes? or are you just saying this out of judging? you shouldn't spew random things.
IndianRapper 0
haha i agree with 38 ur very pretty and nice:)
jess6blondie9 3
Aww thanks! So are you:D
persianjr1 7
Jess must be 1 in a million. ive never been to new joysey but I've herd the people there are kinda rude. no offense Jess.
jess6blondie9 3
Haha I don't really live in Jersey.
jess6blondie9 3
Haha Aww. I think so too, no **** :)
persianjr1 7
Jess you look like a Cali girl.
jess6blondie9 3
Haha, really? I'm not though haha :)
tulsafml 0
haha Jersey all the way:D
jess6blondie9 3
I wish I lived in Jersey!
tulsafml 0
.so do I...
AriTheAirhead 10
SAVE ON SHAMPOO!!! WHOO!!! and agreed with Jess, embrace! if ya can. :)
lionheart822 13
lmao @83 1. amazing pic!! 2. I never thought of it that way, I totally forgot OP doesn't have to worry about paying for shampoo.
AriTheAirhead 10
Haha! thank you! ^_^ your pic is very... unique. lol.
AriTheAirhead 10
haha, thank you #84! ^_^ your pic is very... unique! lol. (btw, idk if my last comment posted or not, but it's saying the same thing as this)
digibenho 0
WOAH WAIT!!! if jess goes bald... her account bame wont work anymore... then BOOM!!! : Black hole this is why I think you wouldnt embrace it. and thats how we make babies. (yes it all makes sense)
digibenho 0
name*** sry i'm on my ipod :P
shannonreneee 11
I think bald women are beautiful as well. I personally would be devastated if I lost my hair, but there comes a stage in life where you can't keep crying over what was or could have been.
PwningLamp1 0
Jess, you're nice! Someone should give you a cookie!
NatandAlexrhot 6
So? Buy a wig.
Prankster7o7 5
I'm not gonna lie, I'd probably cry if I started to lose my hair. Then I'd man the hell up and get Bosley.
zinoxity 23
jess6blondie9 - if you were to go bald, prepare to have no bf or husband. I know I wouldn't date a bald girl. EVER. Ew.
jess6blondie9 3
114. Looks aren't everything. If you were in love with a girl, and one day she went bald, would that make you love her less? If you say yes, then you're a sorry excuse of a person.
Criminalle 0
hopefuly tge OP's head is shaped like natalie portman...
lionheart822 13
Jess if I was in that scenario it absolutely wouldn't make me love her less. but to be honest if I just met a girl who was bald at first, I wouldn't look at her at first glance and be attracted as I would with anyone else. but that may just be skeptical because I've never actually met a bald women in my life before so if that happens, we'll see if I'll be more mature =) btw @AriAirHead: my pic is of Yoshimitsu from Tekken 6, somehow I just thought it was incredible that I actually got to see his face because in all the games he's in, his face is hidden. so I just had to take a picture of it ;D
jess6blondie9 3
118, I understand what you're saying :) But you should also get to know someone, not completely judge them for looks. But I really do understand the opposing side of the argument, and you have good points.
melkell 0
Take it from me, YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE BALD!
melkell 0
or short and stalky ^
Prankster7o7 5
You're forgetting like 4 states, Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana and Texas and you don't get anymore Southern than Texas, unless we happen to include Mexico and that stuff. But still.
Kyze_Ninja 10
42 she can pull off anything except for looking normal
Prankster7o7 5
Oh you bet, I agree with you, haha. I was raised in the South, I got true grit. But I really wouldn't include North Carolina, since it's kinda in the middle, but I guess I was thinking about the deep south.
jess6blondie9 3
Haha, well thanks, I think:) But no, I'm not southern. I live in Oregon.
jess6blondie9 3
Haha, thanks;)
Prankster7o7 5
Take it as a compliment, haha, we southerners don't really care for people from other parts of the country, haha. :P
jess6blondie9 3
Haha yeah. That's because people from other parts of the country are ignorant, rude, and stuck up. I don't blame ya.
jess6blondie9 3
Haha I know. I love southern country accents, they're so hot:)
Prankster7o7 5
Oh yeah, Southern Hospitality is real, we're real nice but that doesn't mean we have to like y'all. I just don't care for the northerners/cityfolk's ignorance and their rudeness. "What's a combine?" ......really?
jess6blondie9 3
Haha, well my bad. ;) I love other country's accents. Any that don't sound like mine, I love!
Prankster7o7 5
I have both of those, haha. :)
jess6blondie9 3
Lucky :).
Prankster7o7 5
Yeehaw! Hahaha, what about cowboy hats, wranglers and boots? Hahaha, that's what my wardrobe basically consists of. :P
bfad2010 0
well I live in Ohio and I don't think I'm rude ha but does that count as north?
Prankster7o7 5
I'd be inclined to say that's in the Midwest, I know a lot of people in the Midwest and they're just like Southerners.
Prankster7o7 5
I don't know, it's hard to describe. You'd have to hear me talk, but there's times I have the twang, and there's times I have the drawl. It's weird.
jess6blondie9 3
Ohio? I don't really know what exactly that's considered. And yes, got to love the cowboy boots(:
jess6blondie9 3
I don't really know what the difference between the country or southern accents. They're both good to me.
Prankster7o7 5
Hahaha, I love cowboy boots, that's all I wear. :) Yeah, it's weird how mine is, but I've got one.
bfad2010 0
well I don't have either so I guess I'm just boring :( o well ha
jess6blondie9 3
Aww don't worry! You can have the normal boring American accent with me ;)
jess6blondie9 3
Interesting 149, I learned something new today :)
bfad2010 0
haha I guess I can live with that :)
Kelita 0
2 Jess u know u messin wit their heads man, u actin all nice when u know u a bitch inside. N guys that sittin there flirting, that's sad when y'all doin it on FML. So wit that being said FYL! Oh one more thing....WHO DAT!!!!!!
jess6blondie9 3
Haha, alright. :) The cool thing about our accents, is that we can try to talk like all the other accents. I bet that all the other accents try to talk like us too though.
Prankster7o7 5
Nah, Texas is where it's at, you can see the whole country in Texas, the north has the snow, cold weather, and mountains. the east is humid and wet like the swamps, west Texas is as dry as Arizona, and South Texas is coastal areas with tropical/temperate like conditions, and then we have central Texas, with a little bit of everything. :)
jess6blondie9 3
153, I treat people how they treat me. If someone treats me like a bitch, I'll be one right back. If someone's nice, then I don't have any reason to be rude to them. Please don't assume that you know what I am, because you don't know anything about me at all. Thanks. :)
bfad2010 0
haha i suck at accents, but i don't mind the way I talk it suits me I guess and I'd be lying I'd I said Ohio has anything too special to offer unless u like crazy weather ha
Prankster7o7 5
Oh brother, then you haven't seen anything yet. hahaha, Texas is amazing.
bfad2010 0
yea same ha. night
Kelita 0
Awww Jess did I hurt ur feelings???? :-( ok I'll leave u alone cause this prob the only time someone flirts wit u :-) I'm just sayin like how y'all went from talkin bout the chick goin bald to southern hospitality?? man I'm a New Orleans Bitch straight up n I ain't got no southern hospitality so there ain't no hope here haaahaaa Who Dat!!!
Prankster7o7 5
That's your problem, you went to San Antonio. haha.
C6Racer 0
I like chicken.
Prankster7o7 5
That's because your still pissy over your city getting swamped and you know the only reason the Saints won the Superbowl was because of Katrina, so piss off.
C6Racer 0
I like chicken.
Kelita 0
171 Nigga Katrina was in 05, we won in 2010 so how does Katrina have to do wit us winnin in 10?? get ur years right ya hick.
jess6blondie9 3
168. Actually, guys flirt with me all the time. This isn't the first. No you didn't hurt my feelings at all. I don't know you, and your opinion of me doesn't effect me since you don't know anything about me either. How about you grow the hell up, and stop judging people, thinking you know who they are and what they're about, when you don't.
Kelita 0
176 I'm off that subject cause I can care less lol So stop whinein about it, let it go lol
jess6blondie9 3
I think the real reason you joined this conversation, and tried insulting me, was because you wanted a little attention from the guys there, eh?
Kelita 0
oh n ur 15yrs old, I ain't bout to get started wit Juvy.
Kelita 0
178 ummm yeah I would want attention from guys if I wasn't gay....lmao
Prankster7o7 5
Hahaha, you're just pissy because you probably work at McDonalds, and that's probably all you'll ever do is flip burgers, and I'm pretty sure Jess has guys flirting with her all the time, pretty sure she has to beat them off with a stick.
jess6blondie9 3
180, are you a girl or a guy?
Kelita 0
181 nah don't work at McDonalds but sure do love them sweet teas!!! oh n I rather flip burgers any day then clean horse shit ya hick lol oh n Jess, oh dearest Jess.....I'm both.......;-)
Prankster7o7 5
Hahaha, this is funny, we've got ourselves a troll.
jess6blondie9 3
Hmm. An annoying troll at that.
Kelita 0
188 A southern troll at that!!! lol ;-)
LMFAOfml01 0
Ur high
TayonaC 10
lmfao holy crap you guys are funny. :) Jess you remind me of my friend Sammie :) I like your attitude
Kelita 0
ok peeps well this has been fun but it's 2:40am n I'm tired so off to bed. No need to comment me back cause I won't get it, I usually just go to another FML n forget this one. Well thanks for entertaining me!!! :-) peace!!!! Who Dat!!!
LMFAOfml01 0
k so clearly I hope u realize ur only saying that cause it's not happening to u. it's easy to say Ul feel this way and that without actually going through it.
Kelita 0
wait, speak about high......that's wuts up. :-)
jess6blondie9 3
Haha! Thank you 192 :)
Kelita 0
194.......u got me wit that one.........
Kelita 0
well goodnight! :-) Peace!!!
baseballin25 0
atta kid #38
baseballin25 0
jeeze kelita ur a bitch. why did u even join this convo in the first place? what was the point?
dboy006778 0
:) lmao nice pun
lilweapon 0
we are kinda rude
sephoraprincess 7
Jess, you really are a good person. I know this is just a website, but I've seen your posts and I really look up to you ;)
jess6blondie9 3
Aww, thank you 214!! That means a lot!:D
Jordan808 0
hey jessi ur hot
LoonyPheebs 0
I adore Jess' attitude, and I'm glad to find someone out there who, like me, accepts thigs the way they are :) Way to go, Jess!
lauren5446 0
:( my hair is thinning at 20. I know it sucks.
gabby1995pena 4
lol this is the most positive comment thread I've ever seen on an FML.
feven 32
Reminds me of instagram.
warriorcatjaypaw 17
Who has Instagram it's all about that MySpace. ;)
lionheart822 13
maybe you shouldn't be drinking so much, that you feel like pulling your own hair out. but still there are plenty of people with wigs put there so don't fret too much.
hey_its_kristi 0
^ this. wigs look really good now. just ask kim on real housewives of atlanta.
TayonaC 10
Haaa! man most of those old bags are ugly, they look like someone stretched their skin far back enough that it could go all the way around them and reach their chin. disgusting
lionheart822 13
hmm, quite the imagination we got here, don't we? ;D
TayonaC 10
lmfao maybe
dirtyblond 4
look on the brightside:you dont have to worry about how your going to do your hair everyday, you dont have to check to see if its messed up, or if its oily or dry, no more split ends!:D
lionheart822 13
and like 83's post, don't have to worry about shampoo money either.
Guillaumeee_fml 0
that must sucks so hard for you.
L3Paparazzo 7
my condoloence to you :P
evelinaaa 0
you'll still be beautiful :)
Bizenghastly 0
hmmm you aren't really in a position to make that promise ^_^
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Hair today, gone tomorrow! D: I'm sorry though op that sucks!): Hair is purty.
tahvoh 3
thats hott...
ImKindaABigDeal 6
It's funny cuz it's the OPPOSITE of hot!
tulsafml 0
that's just cold...
IndianRapper 0
i see what u did there...
jagd 0
get a new wig every day and freak out your friends
You_Need_Soap 6
I like this idea.
Aerious 0
Or get kinky in the bedroom.
ImKindaABigDeal 6
Or record your favorite episode of House and watch it every Wednesday!
kingtz 6
FYL op. Sorry to hear about it.
sourgirl101 29
I've seen a lot of girls with that problem. Funny thing is, they all seem to be hairy everywhere else. Truly is weird. Must be a hormone thing. FYL that sucks!
ImKindaABigDeal 6
EVERYWHERE else? *shudders*
Kelita 0
lmao yeah I read a FML that says she had hair on her nipples....haha