anonymous
Today, my doctor told me I should consider a breast reduction. I'm a man. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I realized that the only part of my body that has had a reduction in size from changing my diet and working out isn't my stomach or my thighs but my already undersized breasts. FML
Leashaness
United States
Today, my doctor informed me that the pea-sized bump under my arm is a "third breast." That's not what I meant every time I said I wanted more tits. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML
Anonymous
Gender bending
Today, my doctor told me to take off my pants so she could do a checkup. When I took them off, she gasped. When I asked what was wrong, she said she was expecting something else. She thought I was a dude. FML
Jessica
Romania
Today, at 21 years of age, my doctor confirmed that I am, indeed, going bald. It wouldn't be such a bad thing, even expected, if I wasn't a woman. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that I have testicular cancer for the second time in two years, and they may end up removing my last testicle. Knowing full well I was also born with an extra rib, the doctor at the consultation joked, "Hey, you'll be three quarters of the way to being a woman." FML
tinygirl
Today, it's official, we measured. My boyfriend's manboobs are bigger than my breasts. FML
ALittleLighter
Deez Nuts
Today, I finally lost some weight. Unfortunately, that's only because I had a testicle removed due to cancer. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went to my gyn to see what a painful lump is under my armpit. Turns out it's breast tissue, and yes, it will fill up with milk when I'm pregnant. I essentially have three boobs. FML
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PSQ91 6
Moobs!
runtodarkness 0
some under-privileged girl could use those!
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pardonski 0
Respect the man boobs!!
xDrella 0
share the wealth, mr.
pyper87 0
or just exercise instead of rushing into surgery.
enderless 6
Lol, that sucks, but mine are probably bigger :(
DuRpY 5
OP, are you doing anything tonight?
rkh89 0
rather than a breast reduction try a diet!!!! it's pretty basic..
ayeayepink 0
Heffa. Get a bra.
decomposerix 0
pwned
caramels55 6
um... Men have breasts! Obviously they are in a different form -- smaller, but they are still breasts. Maybe you are so chubby that your chest or breasts are bigger than normal for men thus ur doctor suggested reduction.
sexycountrygirl0 0
it's actually a more common condition than most think and some guys even have it when they are not over weight so exercise and diet does not matter. only surgery can fix it .