ALittleLighter
Deez Nuts
Today, I finally lost some weight. Unfortunately, that's only because I had a testicle removed due to cancer. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that I have testicular cancer for the second time in two years, and they may end up removing my last testicle. Knowing full well I was also born with an extra rib, the doctor at the consultation joked, "Hey, you'll be three quarters of the way to being a woman." FML
Anonymous
Beast mode
Today, I didn't see the cat in the bathroom before I took my pants down, and the beast tore open my ballsack. The doctor says I might lose my left testicle, depending on how the surgery goes. FML
Anonymous
United States
Not going well, how about you?
Today, on top of learning that I have three discs pressing on my spinal column and a labral tear, I also found out my left testicle dropped, but not my right one. I'm nearly 40 and I need to see a urologist over this. After the surgeries to fix my spine and hip. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
neveragain
Byfleet, United Kingdom
Today, I ended up in the ER because I ruptured a testicle by accidentally sitting on it. Last time I ever go commando. FML
BX
Netherlands
Today, I found out the hard way that if you spontaneously begin to lose weight, you may have cancer, not an increased metabolism. FML
Anonymous
Reserved
Heavy
Today, I walked in on my flatmate squatting over the bathroom scales, completely naked. When I asked what he was doing, he replied very seriously, "Weighing my testicles… you should try it sometime, if they're too heavy you may have cancer." I'm a girl. FML
Anonymous
Unusual diagnosis method
Today, after my brother punched me in the balls a few weeks ago, and while I was clutching myself in pain I actually felt a hard lump on the right testicle, I got the results: it’s cancer but survivable if they remove the testicle. I had to thank my brother for saving me by punching me in the balls. FML
this sucks
El Paso, United States
Today, after gaining all the weight back that I had lost after my first marriage, I realized that the only thing that fits me now is my wedding ring. FML
yawho
Japan
Today, a customer that I've been waiting on for years came into the restaurant after a long absence. I said to him, "Hey man, it looks like you lost a lot of weight! How'd you do it?" He replied, "I got cancer." FML
Top comments
sarsuela 29
I hope you got rid of cancer and I'm glad you haven't lost your humour.
DarkJester200278 1
I lost one of mine due to infection, yet instead of removing it, they let it atrophy. Which kinda sucks, as I wanted to preserve it, make a bet with people that I could make my testicles go from one corner of the room to the other.
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Comments (5)
RichardPencil 32
That's a nutty way to lose weight!
sarsuela 29
I hope you got rid of cancer and I'm glad you haven't lost your humour.
Wadlaen 24
I'm sorry for your loss, and hope you are now cancer-free! But hey, Hitler only had one ********, and he turned out fine, so hopefully you will manage to live a good life with only half of them.
DarkJester200278 1
I lost one of mine due to infection, yet instead of removing it, they let it atrophy. Which kinda sucks, as I wanted to preserve it, make a bet with people that I could make my testicles go from one corner of the room to the other.