Anonymous
Today, I had a full on "conversation" with my cat about her laying off the catnip. I really need to get out more. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
allykat
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Brampton, Canada
I'll give you 30 quid for one clarky cat
Today, I bought my cat a fun toy at the one of a kind craft show. It has catnip in it, which he loves. He flipped out, so I took it away. He won't stop trying to break into the cupboard I put it in. My cat has a drug problem. FML
Username
United States
Today, I realized that since I started working full time, the only friend I have left is my cat. Lonely and bored out of my mind, I told him about my day. He decided to end the conversation by shitting on the floor. FML
cat co-parent
Australia
Today, my mum sat me down for a serious talk about not being home enough - not because she misses me, but because the family cat needs more stability in her life. FML
catastrophy
Today, a guy I've been seeing called me really drunk again to talk about his and his cat's angst. He put me on speaker so I could have a meowing-conversation with his cat to soothe her. FML
crazy cat lady
Fredericton, Canada
Today, I got a cat so I'd have some company, since my roommate is always with her boyfriend. Too bad the cat likes her more. So now I get to sit and listen to her talk to her boyfriend to get to cuddle with my kitty. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I walked in on my mom ranting on about what a useless bitch I am. She was talking to my cat. It's not the first time this has happened, either. FML
whymomwhy
Salem, United States
Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML
pretty princess
United States
Today, my cat, who is very 'don't-ever-touch-me', jumped up next to me as if she wanted to be stroked. In reality, she wanted to share a hellish fart. I need a new cat. FML
Anonymous
Zittau, Germany
Baby's high
Today, I think my cat is getting high. Whenever she finds her drug of choice, she sniffs it, then rolls around in it, purring ecstatically. Typical catnip reaction, right? Wrong. It’s my dirty underwear she's into. FML
izu
United States
Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML
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HeavyMetalViking 0
Oh, I love watching one sided conversations. "I think you're addicted to the weed" "......" "Oh yeah?!" "......" "Say something, you ******* pussy!"
x_Cupcakes 0
So, what did your cat say?
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x_Cupcakes 0
So, what did your cat say?
iLazy 0
"God damn why can't my master have friends"
MissBBGoodGirl 0
I'm guessing he either hissed at her or said "meow" in a wtf are you saying to me type of tone!
madmanturbo 0
I think it said" why don't you get me a treadmill while your at it and some friends!"
ppatty 0
lol awesome pic ^
PurpleRae420 0
Animals are people too lol
AlterrOnmi 0
my owner try to get me off of catnip.... I told her to **** off and puke in her bed. badass B)
PurpleRae420 0
Yall are seriously not true animal lovers ANIMALS ARE PEOPLE so your suppose to treat them like shit?
noelykins1 19
my owner won't let me have my catnip anymore ): she said it makes me cooky. Well that's what se said bit Ne just sayin
Kid34 0
lololol
TookaWooka666 0
Dude, 49 that cat=awesome, just so you know.
HeavyMetalViking 0
Oh, I love watching one sided conversations. "I think you're addicted to the weed" "......" "Oh yeah?!" "......" "Say something, you ******* pussy!"
KaanTech 0
meow
HeavyMetalViking 0
"46, What do you mean it's none of my business, I'm your owner, it's my business bitch!"
savs11 13
I have conversations like that all the time with my pussy!
HeavyMetalViking 0
hwoah~ which?
savs11 13
;)
MissBBGoodGirl 0
haha I had a talk with my cat yesterday about his addiction to catnip! Not that he listened or anything! lol
ppatty 0
he was to high lol
coolkid_matt 11
hahaha :) sounds intense. how'd the conversation go? did you just meow at your cat?
xxrayray26xx 0
nice pic:D
Juliaa15 6
I talk to my dogs and I get out plenty. You're just imaginative and creative. (:
robc32ca 4
your cat thought it was on the show intervention. boy was he hissed when he found out you are the one that needs help... it's not like he's selling your crap to get a fix. you are the supplier
Livinia 11
Yes, yes you do need to get out more.
Wheredidgrungego 12
Not going to lie, some cats actually have really cool personalities.
laurbear12 3
actually cats suck
savs11 13
Actually some have great personalities. haha. Just because you don't like them doesn't mean they suck. Dogs cause more problems than cats do Believe me, I have three dogs and one cat and the cat hardly ever causes trouble.
hbkkbh6h8 0
you are extremely hot
brendonuriepatd 8
I think kitties are too cute!!!!! Too bad I'm allergic :(
PeteyPablo12308 20
How interesting... Maybe try taking your cat to a support group? :-P
izzabella43 0
JUST SAY NO