anonymous
Today, my doctor told me I should consider a breast reduction. I'm a man. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I realized that the only part of my body that has had a reduction in size from changing my diet and working out isn't my stomach or my thighs but my already undersized breasts. FML
Leashaness
United States
Today, my doctor informed me that the pea-sized bump under my arm is a "third breast." That's not what I meant every time I said I wanted more tits. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML
Anonymous
Gender bending
Today, my doctor told me to take off my pants so she could do a checkup. When I took them off, she gasped. When I asked what was wrong, she said she was expecting something else. She thought I was a dude. FML
Jessica
Romania
Today, at 21 years of age, my doctor confirmed that I am, indeed, going bald. It wouldn't be such a bad thing, even expected, if I wasn't a woman. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that I have testicular cancer for the second time in two years, and they may end up removing my last testicle. Knowing full well I was also born with an extra rib, the doctor at the consultation joked, "Hey, you'll be three quarters of the way to being a woman." FML
tinygirl
Today, it's official, we measured. My boyfriend's manboobs are bigger than my breasts. FML
ALittleLighter
Deez Nuts
Today, I finally lost some weight. Unfortunately, that's only because I had a testicle removed due to cancer. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went to my gyn to see what a painful lump is under my armpit. Turns out it's breast tissue, and yes, it will fill up with milk when I'm pregnant. I essentially have three boobs. FML
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PSQ91 6
Moobs!
runtodarkness 0
some under-privileged girl could use those!
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Comments (163)
j_cat187 20
haha girls luv'em. i lied they like solid abbs
baby_dee97 8
not with those boobs you aren't
a7x_RoCk3r 12
I think you should consider calorie reduction.
MrSassypants 34
Atleast he didn't say to consider breasts implants.
BillClinton_fml 0
food. eat less of it
barnmaster98 5
hence why he wanted you to get a breast reduction...
EvilDave 13
FYL Gynomastia FTL
EvilDave 13
That won't help gynomastia, asshole.
rawrchikarawr 0
Well then o.O
awardZu 0
Lay off the twinkies & Ben & Jerry's, and jump on the treadmill.