anonymous
Today, my doctor told me I should consider a breast reduction. I'm a man. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I realized that the only part of my body that has had a reduction in size from changing my diet and working out isn't my stomach or my thighs but my already undersized breasts. FML
Leashaness
United States
Today, my doctor informed me that the pea-sized bump under my arm is a "third breast." That's not what I meant every time I said I wanted more tits. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML
Anonymous
Gender bending
Today, my doctor told me to take off my pants so she could do a checkup. When I took them off, she gasped. When I asked what was wrong, she said she was expecting something else. She thought I was a dude. FML
Jessica
Romania
Today, at 21 years of age, my doctor confirmed that I am, indeed, going bald. It wouldn't be such a bad thing, even expected, if I wasn't a woman. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that I have testicular cancer for the second time in two years, and they may end up removing my last testicle. Knowing full well I was also born with an extra rib, the doctor at the consultation joked, "Hey, you'll be three quarters of the way to being a woman." FML
tinygirl
Today, it's official, we measured. My boyfriend's manboobs are bigger than my breasts. FML
ALittleLighter
Deez Nuts
Today, I finally lost some weight. Unfortunately, that's only because I had a testicle removed due to cancer. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went to my gyn to see what a painful lump is under my armpit. Turns out it's breast tissue, and yes, it will fill up with milk when I'm pregnant. I essentially have three boobs. FML
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PSQ91 6
Moobs!
runtodarkness 0
some under-privileged girl could use those!
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Comments (163)
ItWasAllWorthIt 0
Don't complain OP, a lot of ladies would probably kill for your breasts.
nomudkips 4
Hey dumbasses. If you have boobs big enough to get them reduced, then it's not from being fat. Stop clogging up our internets with your stupid.
TheDrifter 24
It's actually fairly common in formerly morbidly obese people who have lost weight and some cancer patients. Usually caused b a hormone imbalance, one from sheer body mass overwhelming the body and the other from surgical removal of the testosterone producing center of the body. Nop not gonna say it, just thinking about the procedure makes me cringe.
no65438 0
that's sexy.
robc32ca 4
you probably need it then
dezinspaaace 0
maybe the doctor was hinting that you need to lose some weight bud. ydi, suck it up!
GabbyCharityM 0
Are you SURE your a man?
xtmc87x 0
DEAR LORD! FYL, man. :/
hihi1212 1
doll there is always Jenny Craig,Nutrisystem, px30 and who knows what else just get off your lazy a$$ and go get it. if your poor then go on a job f your life doll
hihi1212 1
jog**
vickyisamazing14 0
lolololololololololol....... can you say....F A T A S S ? xD
mexicotoucher 7
it's his chest that's the problem not his ass
gemzroxya 0
hah, are you getting one?