Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my doctor informed me that the pea-sized bump under my arm is a "third breast." That's not what I meant every time I said I wanted more tits. FML
Today, I went to my gyn to see what a painful lump is under my armpit. Turns out it's breast tissue, and yes, it will fill up with milk when I'm pregnant. I essentially have three boobs. FML
Today, I realized the birthmark I have on my chest isn't a birthmark at all; it's a third nipple. FML
Today, I was walking down the hallway when someone opened a door, smashing it into me. The bump makes it look like I have a third boob. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's because I could feel something solid in my breasts, and I wanted to get it checked, just to be safe. Turns out it was my ribs. Oops. FML
Today, I found out that I have testicular cancer for the second time in two years, and they may end up removing my last testicle. Knowing full well I was also born with an extra rib, the doctor at the consultation joked, "Hey, you'll be three quarters of the way to being a woman." FML
Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
Ethics in medecine
Today, I went to the doctor for a suspicious lump under my armpit, so he suggested a breast examination. While pressing all over them he said, "We're gonna have to send you for an X-ray because you have the most lumpy breasts I've ever felt in my life." FML
Today, my doctor told me I should consider a breast reduction. I'm a man. FML
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NJXD 0
Are you a pornstar if not I would consider a career change
ROFLBERRYPIE 0
So you'd rather have cancer??
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NJXD 0
Are you a pornstar if not I would consider a career change
PageantGirlXOXO 16
Hahaha agreed
Acousticpixie14 6
No kidding! I think that is super cool! How many people can say that they have a third boob?!
insanesna1l 0
is anyone one else thinking Total Recall???
insanesna1l 0
is anyone one else thinking Total Recall??? you should definitely do ****!
ey3seecold 0
customized bra much !
clarkey 0
Is it a nubbin?
MLuckyCapoeirist 6
It reminds me of this movie called Kung Pow. Does anybody know it?
CareFace 16
Fail.
takeapieandrun 9
That's what I was thinking 34. :D
MLuckyCapoeirist 6
Yeah but the situation is a bit similar. Boob mutation, xD.
alkaid 14
yeah I do , but instead she had one boob xD
iluvmemicookies 0
I bet her boyfriend or husband had his day made. Have fun bra shopping.
DaveOnDope 4
Know it? I have the DVD!
DaveOnDope 4
Know it? I have the DVD!
iNekoGamergurl 0
love ur pic:) kitty, kitty:3
5t3ff1k4h 47
82 - Either the mods really did delete your comment because a) it was inappropriate or b) you posted the same thing over and over again (which you would have received an email about), OR your comments simply aren't posting because of the glitch in the site. Unclench your ass cheeks.
Canuck13 12
Don't listen to her, clench harder I say. Harder:p
nikki9tails 3
lol total recall was awsome
doubleohseven 0
yes!! lol hilarious!
FrankHotpants 31
let me know if you see a radio shack.
crazytoaster 2
And with that, all Total Recall fans need a tissue.
kheartz 0
haha yes!!
LatinLad 7
you are insanely pretty. just thought I'd let you know
_NJSchreck_ 4
#52 sure do, that movie hasn't surfaced on the internet in a while
justthinkalittle 8
My brothers' favorite haha
hatepineapple 14
Pics or gtfo
fairymacabre 7
trololol (:
bandit1107 6
Lol
DarkHelmet 10
I concur
Haterman123 0
marry me op
meowmeowwkitty 0
pics!! lol yes. I'll need to google this later, so there's no nipple? WTF! that's not useful! join the circus.
ROFLBERRYPIE 0
So you'd rather have cancer??
dragonaair 5
I am pretty sure she didn't say that.
i_love_grrr 0
well in a way she did. she said fml to having a third boob rather than cancer
DudeImBetter 0
I also agree that she/he implied it. It might be a fat guy who knows?
explodingmuffint 0
they aren't American. can't be a fat guy with a third boob
spanelli 16
You must be American...
DudeImBetter 0
Maybe it was a fat American from Dallas, one of the fattest cities in America (basically meaning the world), who decided to move to Canada because the food is cheaper actually nah if he grew a third boob he's probably too fat to even move excluding his mouth. Or maybe he can't even move his mouth either and gets food pumped straight into his stomach through a tube that goes down his throat and moved to Canada because they have universal healthcare that would pay for him. I have no clue what I'm talking about, does Canada even have universal healthcare?
lemoncows 2
lol ramble much?
Im_ironman 0
68, that is some sound logic. No. We do not have "universal healthcare". Yes we don't pay out of pocket, but it comes out of the tax budget. Therefore we all pay for each other's healthcare. I kind of wish that people would stop going to the doctor for every sniffle and cough they get. That way they'd have less to have to pay into the healthcare system and maybe lower taxes for once.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Ladies and gentlemen, I officially vote for 141 to be our next Prime Minister. See, dude, you've got some amazing logic right there. What blows my mind is the fact that PM after PM remains incompetent and can't think of such a simple idea to promote to the rest of society. IMO, there should be restrictions on what gets seen to at the clinic/doctor's office/what have you. If people still choose to go to the doctor's for minor sniffles, that's fine but they'll get turned down because they're not sick enough. It sounds kind of douche-y, but it'll work to prevent people from wasting our tax money.
TheDamnDrifter 1
Thats so true #4 mutation would be better in this case
VorpikeII 17
the PM's are never incomptent. they WANT the high taxes. It means more $ for them.
birchknollbabe32 0
sorry but I'm from Dallas and I'm a model, the type thats not fat, so not everyone there is fat
SmokinWeed 0
67 is a hypocrite. Your profile says "don't label me, I won't label you" and yet you're hypocritically labeling Americans as fat with man ******* so I'm labeling you as a nazi bitch who has never seen a real American. Sincerely, **** You
xXT9Xx 0
Sir, your comment is too long...kindly shut the **** up and burn in hell for wasting my time...thanks :]
yupitssoph 18
Yes, America does have a high percentage of the population that is overweight, but now so does England. And in my high school the number of average/underweight kids far outnumbers the number of overweight/obese kids. So before you label us all as fat ignorant oil-loving pigs, please take a moment to realize what an ass it takes to generalize a country of 300 million people.
drummerp64 16
#146, or you accept them for every minor sneeze and sniffle, but then say that national healthcare only covers things above a certain severity, so that minor sneezes and sniffles have to be paid for by the patient. Then people who know they don't have more than a cold stop wasting money, people who think they might have something bad but actually don't can still go to the doctor to find out, and national healthcare still makes it easier for people to see a doctor about serious conditions.
Garrett2818 21
If that profile pic is you then by your standards you could be American.
i_love_grrr 0
weird?? how did you not notice this sooner?
sweeetas 5
^^^agreed
izzie2899 6
double agreed ^^^
milky953 0
because you touch yourself at night
VorpikeII 17
I mean really? you are how old now?
killdozer1 2
I wonder if the third boob has a third nipple.
TurkeyBaconLovin 0
the two are that similar?
sparkman97 7
Yeah i thought that too. Threesome boob job anyone?
meownow 0
better a third boob...then...you know get it removed?! if you can...
twinkybandit 2
at least u Live in Canada where u get free medical
musicbunny 1
Yo meownow, doncha be hatin on the biebs!!!
ToniMelinda 0
I love it here in Canada! Wait where don't you get free medical attention? Isn't it in your health plan?
madeline9322 17
We get free health care because we pay for it in taxes. Although the taxes aren't much different.
justthinkalittle 8
#6 I actually don't know what you meant and it's killing me lol. How exactly were you going to finish that sentence? Lol. "Better a third boob than...." No boobs? Cancer? Three penises? The possibilities are endless...
InnocentLies 0
Manboobs or boobs boobs?
Shorty_Shaza 5
No No he has a nubben! :D be proud man!
bradisawesome666 0
Hahahaha nicee
TheCriticsCritic 4
Now it's 3x the fun.
smartguy13v 2
unless she somehow has 6 boobs, which would be even more awesome :)
terran36 0
this dude knows whats fun / ||
Somedood117 0
pics or it's not real.
manofthislifw 0
u just wanna see boobs
blueeyedwolf 10
I would be thankful it's a third boob and not cancer. So honestly this really isn't an FML...