Today, my doctor told me to take off my pants so she could do a checkup. When I took them off, she gasped. When I asked what was wrong, she said she was expecting something else. She thought I was a dude. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML
Today, my doctor asked me to undo my bra so he could check my breathing without the straps restricting my lungs, I got home and told my friends how awkward it was. Not one of them has had this happen to them before. We all go to the same doctor. FML
Today, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea for weeks. He ended up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freaked out and panicked about what my parents would say. Then his laughter reminded me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML
Today, I was very tense as I sat in the chair for my gyno appointment, so the doctor repeatedly told me to relax, in order for her to do the routine exam. I then overcompensated and relaxed so much, I accidentally farted in her face. FML
Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML
Today, I went to a new doctor. While filling out charts she looked up and said, "I'm assuming you are single." FML
Today, I just went to the bathroom and someone thought I was a guy. FML
Today, I had a consultation for an upcoming surgery I need done. The doctor (who is very handsome and in his late twenties) asked me to flex my stomach and act like I was trying to use the bathroom. As I was enjoying him touching my stomach, I farted. FML
Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers through my doctor's hair. FML
Today, I went to my doctor for a check-up. It started with the doctor lifting my shirt up to check my heartbeat, and ended with my gran starting a fistfight over his "perverted ways." FML
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QueenSaru 28
Did she... not read your chart at any point before asking you to get naked? I feel like you might need a new doctor, OP.
cuz803 46
Don't be ashamed. Tomboys and manly looking women are attractive in their own right.
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Comments (7)
Plop 17
Did she seem disappointed when she realized you have "internal plumbing"? If yes, she might've been planning to do a rather.... thorough check-up.
cuz803 46
Don't be ashamed. Tomboys and manly looking women are attractive in their own right.
QueenSaru 28
Did she... not read your chart at any point before asking you to get naked? I feel like you might need a new doctor, OP.
ChipBoundary 9
99% of doctors don't read the charts. They literally do not have the time beyond name. The moment before they walk into the room they have just finished the paperwork for the last patient.
RichardPencil 32
Da-dah, da-dah, Lady looks like a Dude! Good thing she didn't start making jokes about your dick. Those things can be very hurtful... Or so I've heard.
WadStakk 21
Richard Pencil is funny! What- I can’t help it OP - that was super for shit and is exactly why I avoid doing dr stuff ugh :(
Warp1978 15
I have had that experience with doctors mainly because my peinis is spit and nine inches long 😄😄😄
KristyRoseTakeMeHome 12
"Sir, that's the smallest sproing I've ever seen!"