Today, an old lady came to the bank where I worked at to apply for a loan. She obviously didn't qualify for one as she has no income coming in. She looked so pitiful, so I changed a couple of her information so she could. She reported me and I got fired. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while buying paint, I began to help an elderly woman working to lift some heavy boxes. She told me what a nice young lady I was. Then her boss came over, screamed at her for being lazy and fired her. She cried. So did I. FML
Today, the most obnoxious customer came into my job. She surprisingly scrutinized everything I did. She even mentioned I didn’t offer our store credit card (I honestly forgot due to being overwhelmed by her rude attitude). Turns out she was a secret shopper. Apparently, I failed her little tests. I was fired. FML
Today, my boss called me into her office to tell me I needed to mind my own business and not question everything my newest co-worker does. Yesterday, I stopped the new girl from giving $6,000 to the wrong person. I was fired on the spot. The new girl was promoted into my job. FML
Today, I told my supervisor how awful my coworker was at her job. I then got fired. FML
Today, I was fired because my boss found out I had been looking for a new job. Then, I got a call from my only job prospect, saying I was overqualified and too young to work there as a waitress. FML
Today, I got fired. A woman, who'd been ignoring me at the workplace, told me I wasn't friendly enough. She turned out to be the manager. Apparently, she likes to test the new hires by being extremely cold and unwelcome. She never even introduced herself. Also, it only pays 70% of the minimum wage. FML
Today, I found out that I accidentally returned a customer her $147 check she had written out to pay for her groceries and receive cash back. The lady got free groceries and money, and I'm now losing my job. FML
Today, after a long couple of months working non-stop, I finally got someone to cover my shift. Turns out she was joking, and when I didn't show up for work, I was fired. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I look like her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I assisted a customer at work. She was asking me all sorts of stupid questions and acting like an entitled, spoiled brat. When she left, since I had a mask on, I meant to mouth, "Stupid bitch" but I blurted it out loud. Everyone heard. I was fired. FML
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fml_lover1 0
It's a good thing you tried to help her though! Didn't you see the movie, "Drag Me To Hell"???? Bad things could happen if you reject little old ladies!
no1askdu 5
You should have punched her in the face.... i mean you already got fired what else do u have to lose..
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kapowi 0
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YDI for not doing your job properly. If someone doesn't qualify, you don't try to cheat the system. It's people like you that make me sick.
freedoggy77 0
OP...i understand you were trying to be nice but from what i've learned is that you never use emotions in these types of things. just follow the system or you'll be screwed somehow
Squadoosh 0
If you got away with giving her the loan, how is she supposed to pay it off with no income? YDI.
Knight05 0
I would of snagged her leaving the bank and took her home to your basement. And pounded that pussy raw till it bled a little. Make her pay you back in sweat and cum.
diet_otaku 0
i cannot believe a person who works for a bank, in this economy, would be so stupid as to forge documents to allow someone with NO INCOME to qualify for a loan. wanna know why we ended up in this recession? because people couldn't pay their outrageous mortgages. wanna know who gave those people outrageous mortgages? idiot bankers like you who signed them up for loans knowing they couldn't afford them. you totally deserve it.
freudianego 0
Exactly. And that's why we have morals and don't falsify information. Hope you learnt your lesson. Try not lying in your next job.
Geist_fml 0
diet_otaku please take economics 101 before you open your mouth. What you just spewed out was utter garbage. Im sure the war on IRAQ had nothing to do with the economy but bankers with hearts are the real bad guys. Are you parents related?
theta_fml 0
@Geist: "your" Learn grammar before you go insulting people. And so you know bankers may not be the sole reason for the current state of the economy but they sure are contributors. You should never give out a loan to a client that can't afford to pay it back. It's just bad business. The OP deserved whatever she got. Bankers have truly learned nothing from their mistakes.
reset_button 0
OP: Didn't you notice that the entire world is in a recession because US banks were giving loans and mortgages to people who couldn't pay? Have you listened to the news in the past year? YDI
seaniccus 0
Hey Smartie, remember just before the elections? When the bank crisis happened? The bank crisis that caused the housing market crash? That all financial analysts, congressional reports and whatnot, and news stations all agreed happened because of bad loans? Remember that? Nothing to do with Iraq. Abandon your partisan idiocy and pay attention to the facts. OP: YDI for "just trying to be nice" in a manner that hurts the system. It's too bad that you lost your job, and it's too bad that the old lady couldn't get a loan, but fraud is bad for everybody. ...as you found out.
Underwhelmed 0
@ theta: typos =/= bad grammar. People only harp on typos and grammar usage when they have no other argument to make. Try to be a little more creative.
nucleosynthesis 0
@theta - There wasn't anything wrong with that grammar. Geist meant to say your mouth. You're mouth doesn't make any sense.
TheOtherNewest1 6
Lol.
chknkatsu 0
well said
futtgoredo 0
the majestic banker saves the day... then fails epicly
Loosechange 0
Ok there are people that are in hard situations that need help sometimes. It was a nice gesture but you could have just told her what she should do or given her your card if she needs help. You should have tried not to cheat the system though. So sadly YDI.
My2864 1
well number 1 maybe she saw the movie "drag me to hell" and got scared xD
the17doctor 12
I agree completely.
jali97 0
writergirl69 0
OP, it's bitches like you who are why hundreds of people don't have jobs. hope you like the feeling.
LegitDGK 0
Theta don't complain about people's grammar if you are starting sentences with the word "and".
Kaleighhhhh 1
WTH man? OP was just being a good person.
ShadowRaptor 9
Why did people vote #1 down? Op should not be fired, he should be criminally prosecuted. Don't you all realize that the bank collapse was 95% due to banks giving put loans to people who obviously couldn't pay them back? So yeah OP, give the old lady some more debt while collapsing our economy further. 110% YDI for financial fraud and irresponsible economic actions.
fml_lover1 0
It's a good thing you tried to help her though! Didn't you see the movie, "Drag Me To Hell"???? Bad things could happen if you reject little old ladies!
poopy910 8
lol thats TOTALLY what i was thinking. XD
thejerk56 8
ah man she was disgusting. biting her face like that and getting slobber all over the place.
heyheyitshailey 17
When I read this that movie wa the first thing I thought of
no1askdu 5
You should have punched her in the face.... i mean you already got fired what else do u have to lose..
sexymessy 0
Lol I agree!
blargity 0
#5 he could go to jail for that i agree with #2 because it was a nice thought but it was a bad idea
kapowi 0
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Are you kidding me? Instead of watching movies, I think you should go out in the fresh air and realize the difference between reality and cinema.
Bostonian3352 0
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Way to break MANY federal laws you idiot. She was probably a sting for that type of thing and you fell for it HARD. I hope you get slammed with a huge ass fine. People like you disgust me.
rockyhorrorshow 0
The wording on this FML is kinda wonky. Hmm....
kubes89 0
WOW!!! thanks for higher interest rates for honest people. I am disgusted. You might be the whole reason why AIG failed and brought down the whole economy. i despise people like you.
Bostonian3352 0
Or the economy could be down because it's supposed to go down. That's how the stock market works. It happened in 1987 and it'll happen again in twenty years. Oh yeah and AIG was the only reason the economy failed, one main reason couldn't have been the fact that people were spending beyond their limits and not saving...now could it (End sarcasm).
jackfm5 0
One of the main reasons was banks giving out loans to everyone to buy houses because homes were going up and everyone expected to pay bank the loans with equity and the money just ran out.
archirex12249 0
tiger69 0
wow, you're retarded. i hope everyone like you loses their job
moonlight_daze 8
What a snitch.
jackfm5 0
Shit like this is why are economy is terrible. YDI.
DrAwesome 6
Shit like this is why "are" kids don't care about the proper use of the English language.
jackfm5 0
**** off Troll.
DrAwesome 6
:D