Today, I went to my gyn to see what a painful lump is under my armpit. Turns out it's breast tissue, and yes, it will fill up with milk when I'm pregnant. I essentially have three boobs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML
Today, my doctor informed me that the pea-sized bump under my arm is a "third breast." That's not what I meant every time I said I wanted more tits. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for a suspicious lump under my armpit, so he suggested a breast examination. While pressing all over them he said, "We're gonna have to send you for an X-ray because you have the most lumpy breasts I've ever felt in my life." FML
Today, after a 3-day induced delivery for my twins, and after getting stitches down there, I woke up to boobs that are the size of footballs, and still no milk coming out. The pain of chopping them off at this point would be more bearable. FML
Today, I went to the doctor because recently I've had a white liquid coming from my breast. I found out it's milk. I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's because I could feel something solid in my breasts, and I wanted to get it checked, just to be safe. Turns out it was my ribs. Oops. FML
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
Today, I'm on a pill that "may cause breast tenderness". My 32E breasts took that to mean swell up a size, become heavy as lead, be so sore I can't move without a bra on, and stiffen my neck and back muscles so badly I thought I had an ear infection. This will last "a few weeks to months". FML
Today, I realized the birthmark I have on my chest isn't a birthmark at all; it's a third nipple. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's to find out why I was producing small amounts of milky liquid from my nipples, even though I'm not pregnant. When she asked me to show her, I squirted on her shirt. FML
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boxter57 3
Will your baby suck on your armpit?
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
Wow three boobs? The guys must love you >;)
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heyimallison 0
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HAHAHAHAHHAHA that sucks.
abbyelizabeth 9
I read somewhere that it's really common to have a "third breast". Signs usually don't show until your pregnant though.
christyxbee 15
Can't you just have it removed...?
fthislyfe 22
That's great! Boobs are good. The more, the better. Be happy!
Mean_Mr_Mustard 9
What I want to know is, does it have a nipple on it too or is it just breast tissue that may connect to one of the two in front?
KiddNYC1O 22
Sirin, I didn't know that. I would have voted 17 and up. These little brats are annoying... No offense. Lol.
fthislyfe 22
53: Are you being serious? If yes, you're plain genius.
LiveLaughFML 10
boobs are good (lol) but too much of it gets annoying. i know people in the 8th and 9th grade who have back pains because the size of their breasts. my aunt even had to get a breast reduction done because she couldnt stand how uncomfortable her boobs made her feel.
fanceh 10
MTV True Life: I have 3 ****.
hur_hur 11
@ #28 I doubt insurance would cover it, they might say it isn't serious enough or some crap. -.-
leechris4 2
It's called polymasteria (I think) and many women have it. There can even be many others of different sizes on you. Though if your lucky (or unlucky) you grow a normal sized one between the others. Look up the movie good luck chuck. That's where I heard of this.
harrypotterfinat 0
So true. My mom and brother had them.
TheBitchOfChuckN 7
Don't worry, some guys find that hot.
RSL1198 0
Second
Lanceeden 12
That will come in handy if you have triplets.
yougotapes 7
Yea but awkward to manage... Just picture it
farhil 14
Just because you have breast tissue there doesn't mean there is a mammary gland. Not being a hater, just offering some hope.
hotscar 3
The doctor said that it would lactate
gunmania0 12
That seems to me like a win-win situation.
stro88 6
Wtf? I guess that's cool. Damn that's more work though when you're checking for lumps cuz breast cancer is no joke.
x_messyjessy_x 0
Is it just me or did anyone else think of busted- 'year 3000' video after reading this??? Lol
whatgoescomes 5
Just you, listening to the Jonas brothers? I only know about them because of my kids..... If you're under 15 get the hell out.
abbyelizabeth 9
21: Riggghttt, because of your kids. Don't worry, we don't judge.
CheesyNacho 0
Busted sang Year 3000 not the Jonas Brothers, they just covered it.
LiveLaughFML 10
#21: this site is for everyone above 13 years of age :)
guckylynn 19
Actually 32, my iPhone app warns not suitable for children under 17.
Sirin_fml 47
That's Apple for you. The site is indeed open to anyone aged 13 or above.
KiddNYC1O 22
Sirin, now how many 10 year-olds are working undercover here?
perdix 31
Yes, the site is "open" to everyone 13 and older, but it's really not suitable for anyone under 95. I tell anyone who comes here that it's like looking at the Blue Waffle. We warn you, but you just have to look and are a lesser person for it.
Sirin_fml 47
@KiddNYC1O: Simple to figure out. You can spot the 10 year olds easily; they are the ones who post comments like "u mad bro", "that's a shitty situation", "karma", "divorce", "epic win/fail", and so on.
KiddNYC1O 22
LOL. Oh, man. Sirin, refer to comment #63...
Sirin_fml 47
I forgive you.
KiddNYC1O 22
Lol. Oh, you've forgiven me for worse. Thanks.
TheTerenity 9
Like Futurama? If so as soon as I read this, I thought, is she Leela and has one eye?
wmsdubstep 6
52: even though FML allow youngers, Apple don't. They're quite strict on these apps, mInly because kids use their parents iPhone.
kj96 0
i did!! awesome song!:)
K1ll_J0y 0
blue skys on mars
umatiger 5
We're best freinds now 'cause you know busted. Jussayin
WTFisapumpkin 0
What's your problem?!
ihasbrains 10
Umm...
hemz_fml 13
To all the people that have seen "Paul" ...Three ****...AWESOME
NeatNit 33
Awesome movie!
CryMoreFMLs 15
How is this an FMl? Usually 3 boobs is something to celebrate.
FreakoHolm 6
OP, pic it or it didn't happen.
thescottymo 4
#37, If I knew who you were, I'd hug you. I friggin love that movie.
biasedshooter 24
Were you in total recall?
EvilCupcake8361 9
only in Kansas..*facepalms*
thebeautybleeds 17
72, did you not see the 'painful' part?
K1ll_J0y 0
blue skys on mars!?!?
FML102938 8
That's so ******* hot I'm so horny just thinking about it
FML102938 8
That's so ******* hot I'm so horny just thinking about it
FML102938 8
That's so ******* hot I'm so horny just thinking about it
FML102938 8
That's so ******* hot I'm so horny just thinking about it
hurtandabused 7
Check for breast cancer n whatever it is that caused the breast tissue to be displaced
boxter57 3
Will your baby suck on your armpit?
ihasbrains 10
Ah, the more discreet way to feed your baby in the public.
Lanceeden 12
flavored milk too. mmmmm...
rudysayshi 4
but she can have triplets that all feed at the same time
ICONicBella 0
LMFAO poor kid.(:
pedosmurf 7
The more the merrier right?
katiedoll6 7
56... Haha but then again ugggghh
danielwilliams57 6
I hope not
kareltje 17
You're unique... Be proud of it ;)
slick5880 22
Not really seeing how this is a bad thing.
ntherewas1 11
I think this is totally still a FHL though. How could this possibly be her fault??
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
Wow three boobs? The guys must love you >;)
MyReinvention55 7
It's a triboobula
ArcticPuppet 0
What about triple nipple?
SimpleMinds_fml 7
More is not ways better: quality over quantity. Do girls love me because I have 6 testicles, which makes my sack look like a bean bag chair? No, because it's weird.
larry12693 1
one nipple... hahaha... two nipple... hahaha... three nip.... oh hell no I'm outta here
Btreasure 8
Lucky is the man you marry. Guys like multiple boobs right? Right?
Hyperson 0
It would be strange if a girl didn't have "multiple boobs."
Glitterhinoceros 14
Well... ****.
KiddNYC1O 22
It. Lol
Madiluvsyuh98 2
No you fail.
KiddNYC1O 22
I'd **** my third tit...
GarrettRice 3
I think I love you
FYLDeep 26
Get it removed if it hurts.