Today, my daughter turned 18. She decided to use this day to tell me everywhere her and her boyfriends have had sex in my house to get revenge for being overprotective. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after I grounded my barely 18 year-old daughter for having sex with her boyfriend when I found a pack of condoms in her room while cleaning it, she responded by moving out and eloping with him. FML
Today, I learned that when my daughter spent the night at her best friend's house for her 18th birthday, they made her an account on one of those "cam girl" websites, and now every time she goes over there, she masturbates for money in front of strangers. FML
Today, my son turned 18. He now calls me by my first name instead of "dad" and refuses to stop. FML
Today, I caught my 20 year old daughter having sex with my best friend's husband. Apparently it's my fault for coming home early. FML
Today, it's my daughter’s 18th birthday. Today is also the day that my husband told me he’s leaving me for her, and he wants a divorce. When I threatened to press charges for potentially grooming her as a minor, he told me I don’t have a leg to stand on because, “She’s been at the age of consent anyway.” FML
Today, my daughter turned up at my house because her boyfriend kicked her out. I rang him and it turns out his love and affection and even the time he spent getting to know her kids wasn’t enough for her, my daughter just had to throw it all away by sucking her coworker's dick in her boyfriend's bed. FML
Today, I learned that my 18-year-old son has had more sexual partners together at one time than I've had separately in total in my life. FML
Today, as revenge for not buying her a new iPhone, my twelve-year-old daughter told her father that my boyfriend, who just moved in with us, is on the sex offender list. My ex turned my boyfriend into the cops and his parole could be revoked. FML
Today, I found out my mom can't wait until I turn 18, so she can kick me out and turn my room into a huge closet for all her clothes. FML
Today, I turned 18. My dad congratulated me and gifted me his collection of old porn magazines. Not bad, dad, but perhaps not during family dinner next time. FML
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iAmScrubs 19
in my bed, on your bed, on the kitchen table, In the washing machine, in the sink, In your shower, on the stairs...
california283 6
a rude awakening for what? a rude awakening for actually CARING about you? my parents are overprotective too but it's for my own good. at least they care enough to protect you. some parents don't care about their kids at all..
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koryman101 1
you must be a ******* horrible parent. great job dipshit. you raised a ****
SpankyMcThrust 6
I like the number of thumbs down this comment received; it's like people don't think a parent is responsible for the end result of their child-rearing.
skaterdude5994 0
you obviously weren't overprotective enough
Auanii 3
If you were over protective, she wouldnt have been able to have sex anywhere in your house. Now that she's 18, and decided you're over protective- time to kick her out, but only until she comes crawling back. My mom hovered over me and my BF at all times.
Chrispayne 4
Tell, her u know. Thats why u poked holes in the condoms so she will get prego and have to deal with sorry ass kids like her.
SpankyMcThrust 6
This, this is why I hate humanity. Not only because of the stupidity of the comment, but also because of the number of people that agree with this asshole. Yeah, sure, instead of dealing with the situation maturely let's set the child up for failure out of spite. And not only is that an immature way of dealing with it, we're going to make some who seemingly isn't ready for parenthood..... wait for it.... A PARENT!
deputy_g 5
dude kick her ass out!! she's 18 and you have no obligation to care for her now
gheartsss 0
haha good idea .!!
FlashBurn 13
You don't have to be protective... just make sure she's well informed and knows the consequences. She gets pregnant? All hers. She gets and STI/STD? She can deal with and pay for it. Old enough to screw, then old enough to take responsibility for themselves!
SpankyMcThrust 6
Giving someone knowledge is the ultimate form of protection, it's what parents are supposed to do. I'm happy to see that someone on here seems to understand even partially the concept.
VEVO_fml 0
when she gets pregnant, then you can have the last laugh OP
YayaInLalaLand 0
YDI.
kc1997kc 9
there isn't really enough information to judge this fml. I know parents who are overprotective but are nice about it, but that isn't always the case. my friend's mom tries to be overprotective, but when she does anything wrong her mom and stepfather beat her. Either way, let your kid see the real world when they complain, no matter how old. I was 12 when I rebelled an my mom let me figure out my own food, ride, ect. she still paid, but I was basically on my own for alot of stuff.