Today, my daughter turned 18. She decided to use this day to tell me everywhere her and her boyfriends have had sex in my house to get revenge for being overprotective. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after I grounded my barely 18 year-old daughter for having sex with her boyfriend when I found a pack of condoms in her room while cleaning it, she responded by moving out and eloping with him. FML
Today, I learned that when my daughter spent the night at her best friend's house for her 18th birthday, they made her an account on one of those "cam girl" websites, and now every time she goes over there, she masturbates for money in front of strangers. FML
Today, my son turned 18. He now calls me by my first name instead of "dad" and refuses to stop. FML
Today, I caught my 20 year old daughter having sex with my best friend's husband. Apparently it's my fault for coming home early. FML
Today, it's my daughter’s 18th birthday. Today is also the day that my husband told me he’s leaving me for her, and he wants a divorce. When I threatened to press charges for potentially grooming her as a minor, he told me I don’t have a leg to stand on because, “She’s been at the age of consent anyway.” FML
Today, my daughter turned up at my house because her boyfriend kicked her out. I rang him and it turns out his love and affection and even the time he spent getting to know her kids wasn’t enough for her, my daughter just had to throw it all away by sucking her coworker's dick in her boyfriend's bed. FML
Today, I learned that my 18-year-old son has had more sexual partners together at one time than I've had separately in total in my life. FML
Today, as revenge for not buying her a new iPhone, my twelve-year-old daughter told her father that my boyfriend, who just moved in with us, is on the sex offender list. My ex turned my boyfriend into the cops and his parole could be revoked. FML
Today, I found out my mom can't wait until I turn 18, so she can kick me out and turn my room into a huge closet for all her clothes. FML
Today, I turned 18. My dad congratulated me and gifted me his collection of old porn magazines. Not bad, dad, but perhaps not during family dinner next time. FML
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iAmScrubs 19
in my bed, on your bed, on the kitchen table, In the washing machine, in the sink, In your shower, on the stairs...
california283 6
a rude awakening for what? a rude awakening for actually CARING about you? my parents are overprotective too but it's for my own good. at least they care enough to protect you. some parents don't care about their kids at all..
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FERNxEMO 0
ydi
itsalwaysYDI 0
Wow. she just turned 18. and she has had sex with "boyfriendS"? something is wrong with that picture.
joa76 3
Having dated more than one guy by age 18 is wrong? For all you know, it could be just two, and she could have dated one from age 14 to 17, and then started dating the other at 17, and not had sex until she was 16 or 17. Or, you know, she could have a string of 20 different guys from the past 5 years. Whatever.
itsalwaysYDI 0
Haha no. I'm not saying having more than one boyfriend is bad...I am saying having sex with more than one of those boyfriends before she turned 18..that's bad and doing it all over her parents house just shows how disrespectful kids are these days.
itsalwaysYDI 0
Either way...at least 2 sexual partners before she is 18 is awful. just sayin'
SpankyMcThrust 6
YDI that's kind of an ignorant way of looking at things here. I didn't have sex until I was 19 with my girlfriend of three years, but that doesn't mean I didn't want to years before. Obviously the same mindset as the OP's daughter, and gathering what we can from the story OP seems to not have been able to instill a "mature" mindset about sex in their daughter. And pointing out "how disrespectful kids are these days" is also a very ignorant statement. I know for a fact you don't know how kids acted two centuries ago compared to three-four decades ago; you can't possibly be that old, and you don't even know the context of OP's/OP's daughter's actions. Also having more than one sexual partner before 18 is not "awful". That is your opinion and luckily I'm here to point it out to you, you're welcome.
itsalwaysYDI 0
sorry, but you're an idiot. I am young...but I was brought up to be respectful and trustworthy and my brother is MUCH older than I am and even we act different maturity wise. And I work with kids everyday and when I see how they treat their parents I'm shocked. Things that kids say to their parents now would have gotten me 3 spankings. My parents have always been wealthy but we had to EARN money by doing chores and stuff...we were never just given anything. That's how it should be now. kids are so damn spoiled now.
horneyhic 15
2 centuries ago she would've been married and had 2 kids and one on the way by 18
SpankyMcThrust 6
I'm an idiot. Hmm... yep, good argument, you got me.
Devyn333 16
kick her out.
captainbj2 0
File charges against the boyfriends for having sex with a minor...that will show her for being that way.
horneyhic 15
With what proof? OP had no idea about all this and all his daughter has to say is "no it didn't happen" and that's only if her bfs were older then whatever age restrictions her state has
peachy36 3
Great idea... Ruin some boys life because he will have to register as a sex offender - all because her daughter was a bitch. Yep. That will show her..... Not! Way to think about others.
Bebbo_fml 21
You can always tell her that since she doesn't want to follow your rules she can move out tomorrow.
TheresNoEffingwa 7
... I did it in my room I did it in the living room I did it in the bathroom I did it in the kitchen I did it on the stairs I DID IT IN YOUR BED ... ydi for being over protective. I bet manson had protective parents ...
captainbj2 0
YDI for being overprotective??? how about thank you for being protective, because I know so many parents who treat their kids badly or don't care at all. Wait, I forgot this site was visited by mostly self centered ungrateful brats who won't know good parenting, and just care about themselves. F all their lives!
TheresNoEffingwa 7
um, exactly, I'm glad you get it
joa76 3
Wait, so there's no such thing as overprotective now? I had a friend in high school who wasn't allowed to watch PG-13 movies until she was 18 (even though she could legally drive to the movie theater and watch R rated movies a year earlier). There are people whose parents literally will not let them leave the house for anything but school and completely 100% planned in detail extracurriculars with precise, specific start and end times, or they're grounded for a month (note that I am not saying parents don't have a right to know where there kids are at, of course they do...I'm saying it's ridiculous to never let them go anywhere). There are parents who still pick their kids clothes out when they're in high school, won't let them talk on the phone to people of the opposite gender, or for more than 15 minutes for any reason. There are parents who go through their kids stuff just because they can, and will call their kids' friends and interrogate them because they suspect their kid might have watched a TV show they weren't supposed to. There IS a line, and parents absolutely can be way too protective. That's not to say that all kids who think they have overprotective parents do, but there definitely is such a thing.
TallMist 32
#177 At least I'm not the only person that's aware that overprotectiveness exists. So many people refuse to believe that parents can be wrong.
RubieTuesdayT 0
tell her i said thanks for the idea
JEHughes 13
sounds like your daughter is a *****. Her version of "overprotective" could be you telling her to come home after her being gone all weekend or something who knows. good this is, she is 18 now so when she comes back I would have her stuff in a pile in the front yard with a free sign on it. oh and change the locks. it's only fair for being such a bitch because you care.
SpankyMcThrust 6
Wow, the amount of assumptions and ignorance in this post is astounding. I'm not even going to touch this one.
loooooooooool_fml 1
Wow, you really are stupid, aren't you?
vordhosbn 9
"everywhere she" no?
SummerRuby 1
Just tell her that you already knew about her sexcapades, OP, and that you already got back at her by having sex all over her room. And then actually do it if you haven't. It's never too late to get back at a bratty daughter.