Today, as I was driving to work, I glanced in my rear view mirror to see an old man behind me using binoculars to see in front of him since we were stuck in a huge traffic jam. He rear ended me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was driving home when a guy crashed into me from behind. I got out of my car and told him that I was going to call the cops. He then asked me if we could move to a corner because we were blocking the way, so we then got back in to move. I looked in the mirror to see him driving off. FML
Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML
Today, there was a traffic accident on the highway which I normally take. I couldn't resist laughing at the driver since he was stupid enough to rear-end someone on the highway. What I didn't realize is that I forgot to pay attention to the road and rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, I was stopped in traffic when a woman rear-ended me, backed up, and sped off along the shoulder, taking my passenger side mirror with her. FML
Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML
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volley4eva1698 0
Old people shouldn't drive
greenset001 0
they kill people
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Comments (72)
volley4eva1698 0
Old people shouldn't drive
Zomg_Okay 27
Some* old people shouldn't drive. Don't tar everyone with the same brush please. Not nice. ;)
chimpsndip 0
Tar everyone with the same brush? Never heard that one before. The OP shoulda pulled out her telescope and started whacking him with it.
dolphincheddar 10
age takes away from everyones vision, other senses, and general health. almost all people over 60 probably would not be able to pass the vision test required to drive. not to mention they have slower reflexes and can't react in time
bbucaro98 0
thats not what your mom said last nite
iSitt 0
young people shouldn't drive
thorscope 0
what that your age inabiled you to react fast enough to pull out in time.
jayfish7 0
My grandma, who is 75, has won the state senior olympics in ping-pong for the past three years and has 20/20 vision...
mexicotoucher 7
Your grandma has been lieing to everyone
staceysgenesis16 0
some old people are good drivers. lol. the majority are horrible though.
JojoChuo 8
I haven't met 'some' of those good drivers yet :( most elderly drivers where I am are, well... terrible drivers D:
Wazilla 0
My dad, mum and I all got into accidemts two weeks ago involving old people hitting us. One of our cars are totaled and my mum was hospitalized becuase of it.
Aim4thebullseye 4
Did he rear end you in bed after that?
TylersMB 0
well... at least he tried to overlook things.
ugliness 6
I think you should get tested every five years because some old people can drive
dre_bro11 12
TBH, I think most old drivers are better than the young ones. They've been at it for a whole lot longer. And in regards to their senses going, then, and only then should someone question their ability to drive.
W0 0
Perverts these days
WOGBRO 6
LOL
khaya 9
There is no proof for perversion. Mainly because they are the ones holding the camera.
sameroni13 0
what's this FML mean? FML
Aim4thebullseye 4
says quagmire
metfanatic1986 0
who the **** wild thumb this down
greenset001 0
they kill people
qwert1994 0
Maybe his glasses wasn't working properly. Time to haul out the old trusty binoculars.
bidsababe 1
wow your life sucks /: hey, atleast you didn't get hurt ! :)
cumverg 0
Lemonparty.org Can you locate him?
HahaYDI 0
That's my homepage.
HahaYDI 0
Could have been way worse. Plus, he'll end up having to pay for it, so other than the inconvenience you'll be fine.
memphius 4
...except for the loss in resale of his car.
Newboyz00185 0
Sue?
whiteboy7thst 2
No write him an angry letter.
volley4eva1698 0
with the colorful vocabulary you learned from your grandparents:)
CACC_fml 0
fanboy
freddyisepic 2
thats what i was thinking 59
b70valkyrie 0
what was he looking for...??
Daviddwd 0
pelvis*
WavinFlag 3
women?
b70valkyrie 0
how much of a person can you see from behind when they're in a car?
Daviddwd 0
the aarp south park lol. he probably broke his pelis
Mpsteve13 7
maybe he was asian