Today, my daughter turned 18. She decided to use this day to tell me everywhere her and her boyfriends have had sex in my house to get revenge for being overprotective. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after I grounded my barely 18 year-old daughter for having sex with her boyfriend when I found a pack of condoms in her room while cleaning it, she responded by moving out and eloping with him. FML
Today, I learned that when my daughter spent the night at her best friend's house for her 18th birthday, they made her an account on one of those "cam girl" websites, and now every time she goes over there, she masturbates for money in front of strangers. FML
Today, my son turned 18. He now calls me by my first name instead of "dad" and refuses to stop. FML
Today, I caught my 20 year old daughter having sex with my best friend's husband. Apparently it's my fault for coming home early. FML
Today, it's my daughter’s 18th birthday. Today is also the day that my husband told me he’s leaving me for her, and he wants a divorce. When I threatened to press charges for potentially grooming her as a minor, he told me I don’t have a leg to stand on because, “She’s been at the age of consent anyway.” FML
Today, my daughter turned up at my house because her boyfriend kicked her out. I rang him and it turns out his love and affection and even the time he spent getting to know her kids wasn’t enough for her, my daughter just had to throw it all away by sucking her coworker's dick in her boyfriend's bed. FML
Today, I learned that my 18-year-old son has had more sexual partners together at one time than I've had separately in total in my life. FML
Today, as revenge for not buying her a new iPhone, my twelve-year-old daughter told her father that my boyfriend, who just moved in with us, is on the sex offender list. My ex turned my boyfriend into the cops and his parole could be revoked. FML
Today, I found out my mom can't wait until I turn 18, so she can kick me out and turn my room into a huge closet for all her clothes. FML
Today, I turned 18. My dad congratulated me and gifted me his collection of old porn magazines. Not bad, dad, but perhaps not during family dinner next time. FML
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iAmScrubs 19
in my bed, on your bed, on the kitchen table, In the washing machine, in the sink, In your shower, on the stairs...
california283 6
a rude awakening for what? a rude awakening for actually CARING about you? my parents are overprotective too but it's for my own good. at least they care enough to protect you. some parents don't care about their kids at all..
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Comments (361)
zcookiex2 0
great and since your so bold and grown enough to have sex all over my house your bold and grown enough to get out and get your own place :)
pegasus187 9
that's why as a parent your not over protective, but you are in your kids life. there's a perfect happy medium between not caring and over protective parenting
Xmarshall16X 5
Think of it this way: Either sleeping with her boyfried has been legally child molestation until today, in which case you can sue him, or now her having sex with her boyfriend is now legally child molestation, in which case they can't do it until he turns 18...unless they miraculously turned 18 on the same day. Then, sucks for you... good luck with your daughter OP :)
Rachypie 11
...I don't understand. Let's just say the girl is the older one, and she just turned 18. When she and her boyfriend got together, as long as he was above the age of consent, then there's nothing illegal about them continuing to have sex. Same goes vice versa.
captainbj2 0
clearly she just turned 18 and has had sex with numerous partners before....all her lays could be legally sued. I would press charges to embarrass her and then drop them, after kicking her out. who cares if the parent was overprotective...better than thoae who don't care!
joa76 3
You don't understand consent laws at all, do you? I had to look it up, because they vary by state, but in California the age of consent is 18, with a 3 year age difference clause in both directions. So if, when she was 17, the guys she had sex with were between 14 and 20, it's legal. Now that she's 18, they can be 15 or older, and it's still legal. Having sex with someone under 18 isn't automatically a crime. That's not how that works at all. In fact, in a lot of states, it's far more lenient than what I just said (since age of consent is usually 16).
horneyhic 15
Canada is 16 with 5 year close in age clause
horneyhic 15
and you can't sue it's called stachitory rape and it's a felony so you would be sending her bfs to jail but you need a complaining witness for that charge and since ops' daughter had to explain where it all went down op is obis not a witness
toongirl 4
# 175 - If you had to look it up then don't judge people for not being right about it for that state. I'm from the UK so know nothing about the laws in the US but I know that, here, the age of consent is 16. If one of the participants is over 18 and one is younger than 18, it is also illegal. There isn't an age difference clause. So don't laugh at people because they don't know everything about somewhere they don't live. OP, if your daughter was able to have sex in your house without your knowledge then you can't have been that over protective so FYL. One day your daughter will realise that you weren't being a monster by trying to protect her.
Xmarshall16X 5
Thank you toongirl! Where I live, if you are eighteen, and you have sex with someone under 18 it's illegal, and I just assumed it was the same in other places.
joa76 3
I wasn't judging them for not knowing the specific laws for that state. They don't seem to understand how the IDEA of statutory rape laws works at ALL, was my point.
geeksaresexy 18
#184 that's not how it works in the UK at all.. The age of consent is 16, end of. The only time this doesn't apply is when one of you is in a position of authority (teacher, doctor etc) then and ONLY then does your partner have to be over 18. If you're a 20 yr old uni student and you sleep with a 16 year old that is still legal!
meintx 9
You should post the list on her FB wall. LOL.
BWill9014 4
Good idea lol
Petunia888 13
Then op should find out who all she's done it with and mention those guys (or girls?) in that list.
IsH3092 0
oh I like u ^_^
peachy36 3
Ha! I like that idea!!
FMLsOhilarious 6
YDI for being overprotective.
kidclarke 15
Haha, if it was my kid, I'd inform her that I can legally throw her ass out of my house.
NoellleBuddy 0
it surprises me that someone with an 18 year old daughter is on this site.. juss sayin
SlyTail 5
Honey, you've probably got one on the way.
startrekker 3
Its FML, not FM High School L
SpankyMcThrust 6
Wow Sly, that was a pretty douchebag comment.
sandboxguru 1
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Pigpen181 3
Some time in future, she will ask you to babysit and when that happens...... make sure you and your wife ......Enjoy
biebette16 0
Oooo...ur fault....did they do it on the kitchen table cuz u kno teenagers never clean up
NoWaitNotNow 0
says biebette. Can you even get laid liking JBiebs?
Bossman11 6
the answer is no, she will never get laid...never
bitheway 2
Leave Justin beaver alone she's a very pretty girl