Today, I had to give a speech in front of my class and during my speech I had to say the words "But six"; however, because of my accent it sounded like "Butt sex". For the remainder of the day I was frequently asked about "Butt sex". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while reading out loud in front of my entire class and teacher, I learned that I can't pronounce the word 'success'. It came out as 'sex', and when I tried to correct myself more slowly (multiple times), it came out 'sexsex'. FML
Today, during a conversation, my boss said, "What, what?" Before I could stop myself, I replied, "In the butt." FML
Today, my French teacher set up a role-play scenario to act out in front of the class. During one of my lines, I mispronounced a phrase and called my teacher sexy. FML
Today, I gave a presentation in class. I felt pretty good about it, until afterwards when I was told I lost points for communication because I'd been chewing gum. I wasn't, I just have a speech impediment. FML
Today, I got put in a speech impediment class because apparently I have a lisp. No, my tongue is just swollen, and I can't talk very well because of it. I've talked normally for the past 17 years. FML
Today, I gave a presentation. My teacher deducted points because I "need to learn how to speak more confidently, because you often stumble over your words." I have a stutter. FML
Today, while thinking about something cringe I did, I accidentally said, "Oh fuck!" aloud during someone's speech. The room besides me and the speaker was otherwise quiet. FML
Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML
Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of class. Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing my work until some kid across the room says, "I could have done better." FML
Today, I was giving a presentation to my college class. I've had a natural stutter my whole life, so I stuttered through the whole thing. My professor tried to hold in her laughter for 15 minutes. FML
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Timmytwofinger 0
use lots of lube
cra_z_turtle 0
this kinda thing happens to everyone. Our class did a mock trial once, and the "judge" said "I now call upon the prostitution witness" instead of "I now call upon the prosecution witness". this was quite a long time ago, maybe grade 6. also, my friend and I had to explain what prostitution was to another one of my friends :S.
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greenman_fml 0
does it hurt?
qwerty8788 4
I take trees up there dude. I don't need lube. lune is for pu55ys. lol pun there
Timmytwofinger 0
use lots of lube
imOaks 3
lol
DollyDope 17
Butt sex... **** that shit!
cra_z_turtle 0
this kinda thing happens to everyone. Our class did a mock trial once, and the "judge" said "I now call upon the prostitution witness" instead of "I now call upon the prosecution witness". this was quite a long time ago, maybe grade 6. also, my friend and I had to explain what prostitution was to another one of my friends :S.
Metzler31 17
in science class, 'organism' usually comes out as '******'.
Alye22 0
at times, on purpose
KatieNicole2014 0
lol tht happens to me all the time!!
looptyloop98 5
My friend once said ****** instead of organism. Good Times.
mrtrixxxter 0
i'm going to guess that you are from Germany or Austria because in German six is sechts (sounds like sex).
IKickKittens 0
or he could be swedish where six in swedish is sex
Zestus 19
He's probably kiwi because it sounds like wan two three foa foive sex sivven eight noin tin. I kid you not.
piderman13 0
#5 god your stupid thats not the same at all! hahaha on another note thats so funny!!! i love when words are mispronounced!!! hahaha makes my day that much funnier (;
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
What are the mechanics of butt sex? Lol jk. Not your fault. You can't help accidents.
leaderJR 0
death note!!!
whyme_everytime 0
awesome deathnote pic =]
gs_fml 0
heyy thats like i was in ss once and i was reading aloud about medieval times. the paper said "edward's cousin," which i said, but people thought i said "edward cullen" big mistake on my part for the twilight fans were all over me.
AnnaSeptic 0
Hahahaha that's really funny!! Are you an American in New Zealand?
ArielTheMermaid 17
I think theyre a new zealander in america
Notaneyo 0
Sucks, man. Butt sex is a pain. ;)
tin_cup 27
In the ass, right?
LukeKarr22 0
SUPRUSE BUTT SEX!!!!