Today, my daughter-in-law taught my 4-year-old grandson to burst into tears and yell, "Am I not good enough for you?" whenever I ask her if she's going to have any more children. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my awful future daughter-in-law went off on me and said that I'm just jealous that she's marrying my son and I'm not. Furious, I told my husband, expecting him to side with me, but all he said was, "Well… are you?" FML
Today, my mother-in-law asked me when my fiancé and I were going to start having children. When I told her we weren't planning on having any, she went on a tirade about how selfish and cold I am for denying her precious grandchildren. Now she hates me. FML
Today, I had my husband’s family over. Our adopted 4 year-old daughter drew a cute card and gave it to me saying, "Happy Mother’s Day mommy! I love you." My mother-in-law scoffed, "She’s infertile and not even your real mom, but ok." Now our daughter won’t stop asking all sorts of questions. FML
Today, my mother-in-law insisted we go to a baby clothing store. When I reminded her that I don’t want children, she sat on the floor, crying, kicking and screaming. She then said I was denying her grandchildren because I hate her. Well, I didn’t… FML
Today, my daughter apparently has had enough of my mother-in-law's favoritism and constant bashing of me by telling her, "Grandma, might I highly recommend death at this point?" She's 7. FML
Today, I had to give my four year-old daughter some tough love, which I hate doing. When she ran away crying, my son, her twin brother, looked at me and said, "You should be ashamed of yourself." FML
Today, my three-year-old told me he hates me cause I’m mean because I wouldn’t give him another cupcake. Now he is calling his grandma his new mommy. FML
Today, while at a family reunion, I jokingly asked my 18-year-old son, "When are you and your girlfriend going to give me a grandson?" He then retorted, "When are you going to die?" I was unable to answer at all. FML
Today, my 2-year-old daughter overheard my wife and I arguing and fixated on one particular insult my wife threw at me. Now my daughter won't stop saying "Daddy a numbnuts", always with a big smile on her face. FML
Today, my 4 year-old daughter got royally annoyed at my uncle who won't stop surprise tickling her by poking her waist. When he went for another, she punched him square on the nose, making him a laughing stock. Not accepting that he got owned, he started preaching about child discipline to me. FML
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Top comments
sandergtf 4
if you pressure her and ask too much YDI
CoconutSoup 5
LOL! Stop being so pushy!
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luckshotpro 12
stop pressuring her, she wouldn't do this if you didn't bug her so often
luckshotpro 12
stop pressuring her, she wouldn't do this if you didn't bug her so often
OutlawSe7ven 0
Holy crap that's funny
DocBastard 40
After my first child, whenever anyone asked me when I was planning on having more, I would just say, "Oh, we're actively trying. In fact, we were actively trying 5 minutes ago. And an hour ago. And 2 hours ago. And all day yesterday." That shut them up quickly.
MuchDance90s 0
great response, thanks
mattorama 15
Why is it any of your business if she wants to have more kids? How about this- if she does, you'll be the first to know. Stop pressuring her. YDI.
KiddNYC1O 22
That's adorable.
theevilduchess 12
Well then take a hint and stop asking.
wooley29 8
Sounds like you need to back off.
LiL_Dub 2
HILARIOUS!!!
squirrels_curls 0
thats great haha hop off her tip im sure she just wants less of a reason to see you+_+