Today, my three-year-old told me he hates me cause I’m mean because I wouldn’t give him another cupcake. Now he is calling his grandma his new mommy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was babysitting a four year-old. He was mad and began hitting me. I told him to use his words not his fists when he's mad. He then began telling me how much he hated me, and that I should go die and never come back. FML
Today, my daughter-in-law taught my 4-year-old grandson to burst into tears and yell, "Am I not good enough for you?" whenever I ask her if she's going to have any more children. FML
Today, I asked my 2-year-old if he loved me. His response? “No mama, stop.” FML
Today, I was playing and laughing with my new baby boy. He was giggling, and it was adorable. Out of nowhere, I said, "You're my favorite!" Now I'm sitting here, talking to my two other children about how what I said earlier I didn't mean personally. They never want to talk to me again. FML
Today, my toddler threw a screaming, rampaging fit, because I ate the last chocolate mousse from the fridge. Did I forget to mention said toddler is actually my 52 year old dad? FML
Today, I got home and found my babysitter furious and my 5 year-old exhausted from crying. Normally he chooses to wear Disney princess dresses but today his grandma came for a visit, saw what he was wearing, told him he was bad, and forced him to wear trousers. I’m ready to kill the bitch. FML
Today, my mom is furious that I won’t let her babysit my kids anymore. Twice they’ve come home with vomiting and diarrhea after she let them eat nothing but desserts the entire day. Her excuse? Grandmas are supposed to spoil their grandkids. Spoil, not give them diabetes. FML
Today, I was watching my 3 year old brother. He asked me to get him a cookie and I said, "What's the magic word?" He looked at me angrily and said "Bitch, please." FML
Today, we ran out of milk and my 4 year-old son came up to me and asked if he could "milk" my wife's breasts for his cereal. Apparently, he thinks my wife doesn't love him and his sister is selfish for not sharing her milk. His sister is only one month old. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 months broke up with me, saying things are moving "too fast". All I did was tell my 3 year-old that my boyfriend's parents are his new grandma and grandpa. FML
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Crowned Sataness 12
it's part of being a mommy honey. not everything is sunshine and roses. there will be good days and bad.
xxlk4xx 6
it's normal! but I know it stings a little the first time lol! I definitely didnt think that my kid would tell me she hated me (she was also 3) but she did, and now shes 10 and wouldnt dream of saying it (not yet anyways, well see what the twenty years are like)
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Crowned Sataness 12
it's part of being a mommy honey. not everything is sunshine and roses. there will be good days and bad.
xxlk4xx 6
it's normal! but I know it stings a little the first time lol! I definitely didnt think that my kid would tell me she hated me (she was also 3) but she did, and now shes 10 and wouldnt dream of saying it (not yet anyways, well see what the twenty years are like)
kfchicken 31
20? you're very optimistically skipping over the teens
Charlie Given 28
🤣🤣😂 LMFAO their so much fun at that age the hilarious things they say 😂
Thaylok 17
It is the Grandparents job to spoil and the parents job to discipline. Keep up the good work, OP.
RichardPencil 32
Give the fat bastard another cupcake!
bl3ur0z3 17
That's just normal 3yo stuff. By being upset about it, you're giving him exactly the reaction he wanted.
genuinegoodguy 9
If you don’t start teaching the child manners now it’s only going to get much worse. It’s not cute. Or high spirited. It’s rudeness.
juggalo2 22
Don't worry. I'm sure his teenage years will be 7 years of calm and rationality.
orangelightening 8
I mean your kid is only 3, kids will be kids. Besides you’re a parent not their friend so who cares what they think
jfigley 5
He is f*cking 3 years old! Get over it! My mom would have snapped her fingers, and sternly told me to drop it...