Today, my daughter-in-law taught my 4-year-old grandson to burst into tears and yell, "Am I not good enough for you?" whenever I ask her if she's going to have any more children. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my awful future daughter-in-law went off on me and said that I'm just jealous that she's marrying my son and I'm not. Furious, I told my husband, expecting him to side with me, but all he said was, "Well… are you?" FML
Today, my mother-in-law asked me when my fiancé and I were going to start having children. When I told her we weren't planning on having any, she went on a tirade about how selfish and cold I am for denying her precious grandchildren. Now she hates me. FML
Today, I had my husband’s family over. Our adopted 4 year-old daughter drew a cute card and gave it to me saying, "Happy Mother’s Day mommy! I love you." My mother-in-law scoffed, "She’s infertile and not even your real mom, but ok." Now our daughter won’t stop asking all sorts of questions. FML
Today, my mother-in-law insisted we go to a baby clothing store. When I reminded her that I don’t want children, she sat on the floor, crying, kicking and screaming. She then said I was denying her grandchildren because I hate her. Well, I didn’t… FML
Today, my daughter apparently has had enough of my mother-in-law's favoritism and constant bashing of me by telling her, "Grandma, might I highly recommend death at this point?" She's 7. FML
Today, I had to give my four year-old daughter some tough love, which I hate doing. When she ran away crying, my son, her twin brother, looked at me and said, "You should be ashamed of yourself." FML
Today, my three-year-old told me he hates me cause I’m mean because I wouldn’t give him another cupcake. Now he is calling his grandma his new mommy. FML
Today, while at a family reunion, I jokingly asked my 18-year-old son, "When are you and your girlfriend going to give me a grandson?" He then retorted, "When are you going to die?" I was unable to answer at all. FML
Today, my 2-year-old daughter overheard my wife and I arguing and fixated on one particular insult my wife threw at me. Now my daughter won't stop saying "Daddy a numbnuts", always with a big smile on her face. FML
Today, my 4 year-old daughter got royally annoyed at my uncle who won't stop surprise tickling her by poking her waist. When he went for another, she punched him square on the nose, making him a laughing stock. Not accepting that he got owned, he started preaching about child discipline to me. FML
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Top comments
sandergtf 4
if you pressure her and ask too much YDI
CoconutSoup 5
LOL! Stop being so pushy!
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Comments (164)
babiebuntin 7
Well for this to annoy you so much.. U must ask all the time! Which probably annoys your daughter in-law! YDI!
ryguy7878 8
Your canadien
sat123 12
I hope she taught him alternatives for the nosy non-relatives. Also, I hope you realize you're almost certainly not the only person who asks her, and it's annoying.
oh_your_god 15
Sounds like you have absolutely no life. You're very lucky you daughter in law has only taught him that. Opposed to the alternative of staying the **** away from your crazy ass.
nitemare0 17
That's none of your business so shut your trap
Travis1001 15
I DARE you to answer "No" and capture the reaction on tape :P
Wayne913 13
Yeah, nothing is funnier than years of therapy.
Calyx_fml 22
Parents who nag their kids into having babies suck hippo ass. Stop it, you selfish pig. YDI
flockz 20
but dat ass...... it's so niiiice.
erockinthesuburb 17
18 speaks the truth. Mind your own beeswax grandma, if she wants/does not want more kids then thats her concern.
hamncheeseinit 6
Like my comment!!!
lovelife_1284 3
Lol reread the FML.
TipOfTheHat 10
So... Will she have more children?