Today, my daughter-in-law taught my 4-year-old grandson to burst into tears and yell, "Am I not good enough for you?" whenever I ask her if she's going to have any more children. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my awful future daughter-in-law went off on me and said that I'm just jealous that she's marrying my son and I'm not. Furious, I told my husband, expecting him to side with me, but all he said was, "Well… are you?" FML
Today, my mother-in-law asked me when my fiancé and I were going to start having children. When I told her we weren't planning on having any, she went on a tirade about how selfish and cold I am for denying her precious grandchildren. Now she hates me. FML
Today, I had my husband’s family over. Our adopted 4 year-old daughter drew a cute card and gave it to me saying, "Happy Mother’s Day mommy! I love you." My mother-in-law scoffed, "She’s infertile and not even your real mom, but ok." Now our daughter won’t stop asking all sorts of questions. FML
Today, my mother-in-law insisted we go to a baby clothing store. When I reminded her that I don’t want children, she sat on the floor, crying, kicking and screaming. She then said I was denying her grandchildren because I hate her. Well, I didn’t… FML
Today, my daughter apparently has had enough of my mother-in-law's favoritism and constant bashing of me by telling her, "Grandma, might I highly recommend death at this point?" She's 7. FML
Today, I had to give my four year-old daughter some tough love, which I hate doing. When she ran away crying, my son, her twin brother, looked at me and said, "You should be ashamed of yourself." FML
Today, my three-year-old told me he hates me cause I’m mean because I wouldn’t give him another cupcake. Now he is calling his grandma his new mommy. FML
Today, while at a family reunion, I jokingly asked my 18-year-old son, "When are you and your girlfriend going to give me a grandson?" He then retorted, "When are you going to die?" I was unable to answer at all. FML
Today, my 2-year-old daughter overheard my wife and I arguing and fixated on one particular insult my wife threw at me. Now my daughter won't stop saying "Daddy a numbnuts", always with a big smile on her face. FML
Today, my 4 year-old daughter got royally annoyed at my uncle who won't stop surprise tickling her by poking her waist. When he went for another, she punched him square on the nose, making him a laughing stock. Not accepting that he got owned, he started preaching about child discipline to me. FML
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sandergtf 4
if you pressure her and ask too much YDI
CoconutSoup 5
LOL! Stop being so pushy!
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Comments (164)
iveanne 0
Stop asking you ******* bitch. I'm sure they have their reasons which they should not have to explain to you or anyone! I hate when people ask when I'm gonna give my daughter a sibling. How bout I can't have anymore kids you nosy ****** - is that what you want to hear?!! Stupid c-word!!
KalynC 5
You'll say "****", but not "****"? Hmm.
castlebabii 6
Haha maybe that's a sign were you should start minding your own business
Onyx26 0
Well stop being obnoxious and repeatedly asking her the same question then. She obviously isn't interested in having another child right now and you should respect that. Good for her for coming up with a funny way to deal with your rude behavior.
redhead07 0
So mind your own business and don't ask anymore
chilla4m3 6
Good for your daughter-in-law. If she wants more children it's none of your business. If she doesn't that isn't your business either!
hannahmorgan06 7
She obviously doesn't want any more children. Jeez. Get a dog.
skyeyez9 25
Not everybody has a smooth pregnancy and forst few yrs of being a mom. Pregnancy is rough on your body, you feel like a zombie the first two yrs of the baby's life from sleep deprivation. Add on.top of that a husband (i hope im wrong) does not lift a finger when it comes to caring for the kid. Having another when you think about that is scary....and how much it costs to raise another kid.
salyssac 3
Hilarious
GothicAngel95 16
Genius parenting is what Is right there
mandy214 4
That's ******* brilliant, mind your own business