Today, my daughter-in-law taught my 4-year-old grandson to burst into tears and yell, "Am I not good enough for you?" whenever I ask her if she's going to have any more children. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my awful future daughter-in-law went off on me and said that I'm just jealous that she's marrying my son and I'm not. Furious, I told my husband, expecting him to side with me, but all he said was, "Well… are you?" FML
Today, my mother-in-law asked me when my fiancé and I were going to start having children. When I told her we weren't planning on having any, she went on a tirade about how selfish and cold I am for denying her precious grandchildren. Now she hates me. FML
Today, I had my husband’s family over. Our adopted 4 year-old daughter drew a cute card and gave it to me saying, "Happy Mother’s Day mommy! I love you." My mother-in-law scoffed, "She’s infertile and not even your real mom, but ok." Now our daughter won’t stop asking all sorts of questions. FML
Today, my mother-in-law insisted we go to a baby clothing store. When I reminded her that I don’t want children, she sat on the floor, crying, kicking and screaming. She then said I was denying her grandchildren because I hate her. Well, I didn’t… FML
Today, my daughter apparently has had enough of my mother-in-law's favoritism and constant bashing of me by telling her, "Grandma, might I highly recommend death at this point?" She's 7. FML
Today, I had to give my four year-old daughter some tough love, which I hate doing. When she ran away crying, my son, her twin brother, looked at me and said, "You should be ashamed of yourself." FML
Today, my three-year-old told me he hates me cause I’m mean because I wouldn’t give him another cupcake. Now he is calling his grandma his new mommy. FML
Today, while at a family reunion, I jokingly asked my 18-year-old son, "When are you and your girlfriend going to give me a grandson?" He then retorted, "When are you going to die?" I was unable to answer at all. FML
Today, my 2-year-old daughter overheard my wife and I arguing and fixated on one particular insult my wife threw at me. Now my daughter won't stop saying "Daddy a numbnuts", always with a big smile on her face. FML
Today, my 4 year-old daughter got royally annoyed at my uncle who won't stop surprise tickling her by poking her waist. When he went for another, she punched him square on the nose, making him a laughing stock. Not accepting that he got owned, he started preaching about child discipline to me. FML
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Top comments
sandergtf 4
if you pressure her and ask too much YDI
CoconutSoup 5
LOL! Stop being so pushy!
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Comments (164)
nyxxx_fml 4
Take a hint lady. She's tired of u asking her
nadie_princess 3
FYL? How about F your daughter-in-law's life because of your constant whining about wanting another grandchild and not respecting her feelings and decision at all. YDI all the way.
mslow420 0
ahaaa!!das funny!!
vbmg152 19
Keep your mouth shut & mind your own business from now on!!! Y.D.I. For being pushy!!!
witchdoctor1 9
Say no. :P n then tell em they can torture (playfully torture) the little brother or sister. That'd make the kid change his tune
witchdoctor1 9
Say no. :P n then tell em they can torture (playfully torture) the little brother or sister. That'd make the kid change his tune
wriptidez 0
rofl leave her alone its her life
Amandabobmaxwell 4
Stop asking then bitch, can it get any clearer..
Battle765 4
Props on the grams using fml.
poorjudgement 26
That kind of question should never be asked, but even if asked the amount of times should not be more than one. 1. They gave you a grandson, so family continues, therefore the issue is none of your bussines. 1a. Even if they didn't or couldn't have kids, that would still be none of your bussines, but strictly between two of them. 2. If, for some inexplainable reason, you simply have to know, ask your son, as he is probably closer to you than her. 2a. If he tells you that's none of your bussines, do take a hint, as I believe that all our commenting wont pour any reason into your head. 3. That kind of conversations, if they have to happen at all, should at any time be led in private and not infront third person, especially a minor. 4. Try to put yourself in jer shoes. How would you feel if your mother-in-law wasn't happy with you having, for example, 5 kids instead of 12? 5. And, in the end... How many freaking times you have asked her that when she managed to get so upset that she decided to tech 4 y/o to act like that. I am not saying that you are a bad person, but, no matter your age and position in the family, you should learn some manners. It is late and I'm sleepy and typing from phone, so I appologize for any typos.